My 'beloved' twin has kindly tagged me and well, I'll have to do my first tag. So, after much persuasion (I easily get persuaded, though) and the need to waste time, here I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name : Lim Ern Wei

Spell your name without vowels : Lm Rn W

Natural hair color : Black (Though green is not bad)

Do you ever lie about your age?- Can asking people to guess my age be considered lying?

Initials?- LEW

Eye color?- black

What’s your height? Are you comfortable with your height?- 183cm. To grow or not to grow? That is the question.

Mood?- Random. I'm like an old woman who undergoes menopause (As my friend puts it, not that I'm very informative) which has many mood swings.

How many pairs of jeans do you own?- 2

Can you dance?-Dei, I'm 'kayu' to dance lah. But I can do the 'Robot' thanks to my 'kayuness'.

Are you musically talented?- Can say. I play the piano, guitar and bass guitar. Singing counted?

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?- No. But I hope that someone does.

Did you have braces?- No. I got perfect teeth.

Who did you hug today?- My brother, my mother, my father.

On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?- 8. But I don't spend. Call me stingy but yeah, I'm stingy.

Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?- Unless I'm a cross-dresser/broken-wrist/'elek thambi'

Do you own any big sunglasses?- I used to wear glasses.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?- 30 minutes

What are you thinking about?- er.....

When was the last time you felt stupid?- A few days ago.

Who did you last yell at?- My undang-undang certificate when I mysteriously failed

Do you swear/curse?- Used to.

Do you ever spit?- Eww. What do you think your surroundings are? A handkerchief????

Do you ever make your own food?- Yes

You do your own chores?- Yes (cheh wah)

Flowers or chocs?- Chocs. Preferably the 100% ones.

Lust or love?- Love

M&Ms or Skittles?- M&Ms

Staying up late or waking up early?- Both

Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?- 2 best friends

Nervous habits?- Shaking legs, shivering, vommiting, stiffness, dan lain-lain.

Can you roll your tongue?- If you consider rolling it with the help of my hands, yes.

Can you raise one eyebrow?- Who can't

Can u cross your eyes?- xD. There. I just did it.

Do you make your bed daily?- No. I love the sight of an unmade bed.

Did you have a new year's resolution this year?- Yes. By not making anymore resolutions.

Who kissed you at midnight?- The atmosphere

Are you mixed? - Is Hokien and Hakka considered mixed?

Do you like the rain?- Why not???

Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?- Countless times.

What year did/will you graduate from high school?- 2008

Can you honestly say you love me no matter what?- If I have the guts, yes.

Been on a diet?- They say that I need to gain weight, not lose it.

Do you like hot chocolate?- I love anything with chocolate.

What's your favorite sport?- Football, basketball, volleyball.

What did you have for dinner last night?- Fried rice.

Do you have plants in your room?- I have a toy plant.

Whats your favorite Starbucks drink?- I've been depending on Copykat recipes

How many things in your past do you regret?- Many.

Have you ever felt like killing somebody?- Countless times.

Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?- Many.

Did you forgive them? God said "Thou shalt forgice". So I forgave.

Have you ever skipped school? When I have sports training, then yes.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?- A few years ago.

Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head? - Yes

Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were
right?- The opposite happens to me. Tragic.


DO YOU:

Believe in God?- Yes.

Had a dream come true?- No. The opposite happens

Read the newspaper?- For the comics. I now depend on BBC and CNN.

Get enough sleep everyday?- Yeah.

Have a best friend?- Yeah.

Wish on stars?- What kind of idiot would do that???


True of False :

I am a cuddler – false
I am a morning person – true
I am a perfectionist – false
I am an only child – false
I am Catholic – false
I am currently in my pajamas - true
I am currently single – true. And I'm loving it.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart – false
I am okay at styling other people’s hair –Don't you dare touch my %^$^ hair!!!!!
I am left handed – true
I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - false
I bite my nails – true
I can be paranoid at times – true.
When I get mad I curse frequently -Used to.
I like someone – true
I enjoy country music - true
I enjoy jazz music – true
I enjoy smoothies – false
I enjoy talking on the phone – false
I have a pet –false
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal – true
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person – false
I have been told that I am smart - true
I get higher than C’s in school – BM, Sejarah and Moral are notable exceptions
I have broken a bone – true, while playing football.
I have Caller I.D. on my phone - true
I have bathed/showered with someone – true. Fine. I was 2.
I have changed a diaper – true
I have changed a lot over the past year – false
I have done something illegal – true
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair – false
I have had surgery – true
I have killed another person – false
I have had my hair cut within the last week - false
I have had the cops called on me – false

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU

Gotten sick?- No

Been hugged?- Yes

Felt stupid?- Yes

Talked to an ex?- Brudder, I have been single for 16 years lah.

Missed someone?- Yes

Failed a test?- Yes.

Danced?- No

Gotten your hair cut?- No

Lied?- Yes

HAVE YOU EVER,

Said "I Love you"?- Yes

Given money to a homeless person?- Nope

Waited all night for a phone call?- nope

Have u sat and just gazed at the stars?- No

Seen someone die?- Wish I could. That would be so cool!!!

Been on an airplane?- If it's the past two months, then yes.

Missed someone so much it hurt?- nope

Ever have a near death experience?- nope

Been to the ER?- No. Lst time I went was four years ago.

Been in a car-related incident?- no

Sung in the shower?- When the moon turns dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, blue.

Laughed so hard you cried?- yes


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:

What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?-How they behave.

Who was your Valentine?- No one.

Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?- What do you think I am??? Some gay idiot???

Have you ever been in a serious relationship?- No

Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?- Brudder, I have been single for 16 years

Do you like anyone?- Yes

Do they know it?- No

What is your all-time favorite romance movie?- Enchanted

Had a Long Distance Relationship?- No

Do you believe the statement, "once a cheater always a cheater"?- nope

Do you believe in the saying "once a player, always a player"?- nope

Are you a player?- I'm hopeless when it comes to that part.

Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?- Must tell you how many times??? I'm NOT gay!!!!!!!!

Do you believe in love at first sight?- No. Lust at first sight. Yes. It happens in movies so often.

At what age did you start noticing the opposite gender?- How would I know???

Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have him?- I'm NOT gay!!!!!

Do you know someone who likes you?- No

Have you ever fallen for your opposite sex best friend?- ew...

Are you afraid of commitment?- not really

Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships in your life?- nope

Have you ever had your heart broken?- nope

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yes, It was during Physics class. Fooling around.

Met someone special?- not yet

Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?- I'm NOT gay!!!! Enwei ar... Why did you tag me???? All these questions are for girls lah!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if you received a long love letter?- Hide, lock the doors and then read it.

Group dates or single dates?- I don't believe in dating. I believe in friending and courting. Learnt that at NSCFL Camp.

Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?- I've seen it with my own eyes.

On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?- 0. Why??? Because I'm a guy!!! Bwahahaha!

In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?- I'm a guy lah. What do you expect.

Would you date a guy shorter than you?- Do I have to repeat myself???

Do you like to hold hands?- yes.

What is the youngest you would date?- Any age but not 7 or more.

What is the oldest you would date?- 1-3. My friend dated a girl 3 years older than him. SO I say 3.

Do you like making eye contact?- nope

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?- Enwei, Enwei, Enwei.

Do you fall in love easily? I'm not so lovey-dovey/romantic type.


This is based on your best friends.

Do you have a best friend?- Yeah.

Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?- Yes

Who was the last person you hugged?- My brother.

Who’s the loudest?- Me!!!!

Who’s the quietest?- Jethro. Can hear needle drop wan.

Who makes you smile?- Everyone

Who have you known the longest?- Chan Leong. I've been his classmate since when? I think primary school.

Who is the funniest?- Foo Mun

Who is the sweetest?- Me??? Cheh wah

Who is the most responsible?- Wil Shern

Who is the craziest?- Soon Cheon, Havin, Foo Mun.

Who can you talk to about anything and everything?- Foo Mun.

Who is always there for you?- All of them, I guess.

Who’s the tallest?- me!!! I wonder whether Geet is catching up????


Now, tag 5 of them angels or boys.- fellow angels
Eu Vin
Fern Yi
Brian Cheah 
Esther Lian
Mei Yan

Yes!!!!! I passed my undang-undang!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!
47 out of 50. Yeah, baby.

Wishing all fellow readers a Blessed Christmas.

I've actually baked Gingerbread with my cousins a week ago but due to some interruptions/laziness I have finally decided to blog about Christmas cookies. Baked some as you can see, and there are a few interesting ones that we decorated:


I have no idea why I did this.
My cousin did this. Looks like some sort of Mexican wrestler.
My cousin also did this: Gingerbread Spongebob
I did this: Gingerbread PacMan that is busy swallowing those dots it eats in the game
I used the broken gingerbread cookies and made it look like this.
Poor guy.

Here's another one.


Last but not least......














TADA!!!!!!!!
I will not disclose who did it but yeah, someone made a sexy gingerbread man. Haha.
Anyway, have a blessed Christmas.

Alright here's a tag bout photos cant fulfill many of them so my apologies to anyone in particular who don't likey. =)

*Last picture taken of yourself.

*taken by?
Fern Yi, my sis. 

*When was it taken?
Ocean Park, Hong Kong. 

*A picture of you with your friends

*When was it taken?
YLDP 2007 

*Who are they?
(L-R) Michael Sam, me, Nicholas Aw

*A picture of you in a fitting room
Now, won't that be kinda gay for a guy to do that. Skip

*Where was it?
 I said SKIP, dangit. Don;t you know what the meaning of skip means???

*A picture of you with x'mas tree or x'mas deco
 
Low quality, I know, but who cares. It's cheeky photo.

*A picture of you doing peace sign
I don't like peace signs. I prefer to pose with a Mercedes Benz sign. I don't have a photo but I'll get it done soon.

Does this count?
Define 'does this count'. 

*A picture of you in B&W

I don't know whether it's a Benz but it wouldn't hurt, right?

*A picture of you in school uniform ( if graduated, get it from your report card)
 
Nice, eh.

*A picture of you doing weird things

KKB NS Camp Site. Jumping into the communal baths taking gay pictures when we're not
supposed too. 

*what were you doing?
What me? It was monkeys running around in the male bathrooms. Not gays camwhoring.
Well stop blaming me, will you? I'm a good boy. xD

*A picture of you wearing pink
Not gay enough. 

*A picture of you wearing black

At home: Christmas 2004. Hugging my cousin Xi Min in an ungayly manner. 

*A picture of you wearing orange
Skip

*A picture of you wearing red
Skip.

That's all. I wanna tag... Sarah Chen, Jasmine Tai, Eu Vin=)

I flunked my 'undang-undang'. Hard to believe that, right? Well, it did happen. A 38 out of 50. Marvelous. Going to get a lecture from Dr. Lim and Mrs. Lim for failing. And RM30 out of my pocket for failing.

Darren, whoever you are but I know that you're from YDLP and that you're Daphne's cousin but...
Please stop stalking girls.
You know who it is or who you are.
When they say stop.
You stop.
You don't continue SMSing that girl.
You don't lose temper because you can't contact that girl because some idiot 
took the phone because they so happen to share that very same phone.
You don't simply SMS that idiot again and again because he was attending a driving permit class.
You don't continue bugging that idiot.
So please,
If you really like that girl you're,
Please stop stalking that girl.
You're wasting your time, money and credit.
If they say stop.
You stop.
Why?
Because it's a man's job to make a girl happy.
You do whatever it takes to make them happy.
Even if they ask you to sever their ties with them.
Not continuing stalking that girl in hope that they will in the end like you because they will not.
So Stop.
I hope you will because it's not healthy.
I hope that you are reading this so you know how annoyed the girl and the idiot is.
Thank you.

To commemorate the 100th post of my blog, I will blog about YLDP!!!!!!!

YLDP Rocks!!!!!! Nuff said.
The presence of God was really there. The sessions there were also very good. Especially by the one and only Pastor Daniel Singh. And when the Lord's presence was around and it was so strong! Really, it was really something. James Ong got elected as president with Ruth Wong and Lawrence as vice. Sad thing is, our beloved Pastorpher is going to step down after 4 years in the youth ministry. He's going to pastor two churches. Well, we have to continue praying, especially if we one to realise the vision of a revival in Malaysia.

Two words for Enchanted: DAMN GOOD.

The show opens up like any other Disney fairytale movie. The book opens up and the narrator narrates. Finally, some 2D animation!!!! After a long time, they finally have 2D animation. It's very little but good enough. It's been a while since watching some of it. Anyway, the show is brilliant and enchanting. It parodies lots of Disney classics such as Snow White (the singing attract the attention of animals part and the poisonous apples), The Sleeping Beauty (how Queen Narissa turns into a dragon), dan lain-lain. Pip the chipmunk is so adorable and Amy Adams is wonderful as the naive Giselle. The songs in the movie are also brilliant. You should watch it for yourselves. No wonder Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 93%. Sad to say, our cold-hearted, no-joy, dead and idiotic Malaysian critics who don't seem to find it wonderful perfectly fits the bill of the what Rotten Tomatoes critic Tim Brayton labels them as he said
"If the mere notion of Disney returning to their roots doesn't at least bring a tiny bit of a smile to your face, then you are, I'm sorry, completely dead inside."
Don't listen to what the Malaysian critics say about Enchanted. Go watch it. It's good!!!!

NSCFL Camp was a blast!!!!! Though I was the only one from Taiping and to a further extent, Perak, I still enjoyed myself, made new friends, and more importantly, the presence of the Holy Spirit. I know I'm more than one week late posting this. I haven't even brought my clothes out from camp yet to iron. xD. Anyway, here's my life at STM for six days.

Day 1 (November 19)
I was stuck in the bus. The bus took a one hour break. ONE HOUR!!!!!! I slept during that one hour and I was still there!!!! What the.... Anyway, I got to finally watch Pirates Of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest. I know I'm outdated but I just watched Enchanted, okay. Anyway, After 5 hours, I finally reach STM. Bathed, ate dinner, met my group, etc. The session at night was good. Uncle Earn Soo talked about how God can use anyone to do something great. After the session I went to bed because I was tired from the long journey.

Day 2 (November 20)
Second day was a busy day. Had plenary sessions and a workshop. Sieh Jin took one plenary session and Uncle Jason took another. For the workshop, Samuel took the workshop. People said he did it differently than the speaker last year but I don't know because this is actually my first time here. The workshop was like something to class every one's characteristics. Very good. And the plenary sessions were on how to make the SCF work. The theme talk was also good. This time it was on how important it is to consecrate and to be Holy. It really struck me because I'm not so sure how to explain it. Thought I was the only Form 4 here but there were many. Yay!!!

Day 3 (November 21)
The third day was interesting. As everyone could volunteered to be in the worship team, so did I. Played the piano.Not to say fanastic but everyone could worship the Lord with all their hearts.
We had to do a garden lunch. Went perfectly well despite Pandora's Box being almost opened quite a few times. Wanted to make the officers sit in the hot sun while we campers enjoy the shade but it didn't turn out :( Uncle Jason not only took the plenary session but the workshop as well. It was 'BGR"!!!! Self explanatory but a lot of funny incidence which is too long to explain came out. Theme talk was also good.

Day 4 (November 22)
Workshops again was fantastic. Sieh Jin's old schoolmate took the session. On the importance of christian teachers. We were challenged on being teachers. Another carrier option I can consider for the future. The theme talk (the last one) that night struck me the most when he said if the salt is still salty and doesn't come out of the salt shaker, what good is it. True. I mean, if you don't evangelize, what good is it?

Day 5 (November 23)
Today was fasting and praying. FASTING. Means no food. Was very good. Prayed for school and nation. And the officers had to wash our feet. And in turn wash theirs like how Jesus washed his disciples feet. After that, Break fast. Relieve, actually. Could finally eat. The 'prom' night was good. Had funny 'syok-sendiri' plays. Veryone except two groups did the same thing. American Idol - style sketch. Quite boring after a while but there were good ones like the the fake beatboxing and volume-guy. Stayed up till 1.

Day 6 (November 24)
Left early. About 10.30 a.m. Pity. Although it was the last day, didn't get to spend the remainding time with my new found buds. Oh well. Had a good time, though.

I've been rather lazy to post but now I've decided to post on my trip to Hong Kong and Shenzhen. Yeah, I'll get back to criticizing everything another day. So, I went with my parents and two brothers and my sister via SIA. Watched quite a bunch of movies while flying namely Simpsons Movie (funny but stupid), Underdog (not so good movie) and Stardust (the best movie I watched while on the plane). Managed to catch up on the latest movies. Food was splendid as well. They had this beef and rice thing specially made from this Hong Kong restaurant. Well, here's what I can write on the aeroplane.
The Good : - Could catch up on movies.
- Great food.
The bad : - Restrooms were always occupied.
The worst: - My brother vomited during the whole journey through and fro.

We arrived at Hong Kong and stayed the night at a family friend's place. The next day, Shenzhen. Quite interesting place. A lot of cheap stuff. Especially food. Ate like anything. Windows aka. 世界窗口. Can read Chinese? After going there, now I can. The cultural village was also good. When there the whole day, just like 世界窗口. Spent too much of my energy during the morning and didn't really follow what the people were saying due to tiredness. Performances were wonderful. And it was free!!!! In Malaysia you'll usually pay RM120 for this and you'll get the back seat. At Windows Of the World, I only paid 20 yuan (RM10) for front seats xD. Boarded the underground train a lot which is known as Metro aka. 地铁. Practically used the Metro as a primary source of transportation. Shenzhen food is nice. Especially the dim sum. Bumped into a Chinese Muslim eatery. Pretty interesting as he guy made noodles on the spot. Considered pricey for China standards but for 12 yuan (RM6) a large plate of beef noodles was really worth it.
The Good: - Cheap food.
- Efficient public transport. Not like Malaysia. Malaysia, you've got a lot to learn.
The Bad : - Everything was in Chinese. Argh!!!!! Couldn't read!!!!!!
The Worst: - At times didn't get what were they saying. Their accent very different compared
to us.

After four days at Shenzhen, come Hong Kong. Nice roaming around Hong Kong Island and New Territories. Disneyland was only okay. Very kiddy like. Disneyland Anaheim beats Disneyland Hong Kong a million gazillion times. Ocean Park had an inferior impersonation of the SeaWorld performances. Didn't understand what they were saying. Everything was in Cantonese. Argh!!!
The Good: - Hong Kong Island was interesting.
- Lots of chicks. Not all pretty but the Chinese-American and American ex pats are
hot!! You heard me. Not like the Hong Kong and China ah lians/lala muis. There
were some Japanese students at Disneyland Hong Kong as well. About 1-2 of them
were cute xD.
The Bad : - Everything is expensive. The Munchy's cookies that Malaysia exports to Hong
Kong is so much more expensive than in Malaysia. About RM3-4 more expensive.
The Worst: - Everything's so small!!!!! They cram everything into little spaces. People are
forced to hang their laundry outside the balcony.
- Everythings in Chinese!!!! And they speak Cantonese!!!!! Me don't understand
Cantonese!!!!!
- Some really stressed out Hong Kongers. They'll swear at anything. Luckily I only
bumped into them once.

You can check on my photos but I uploaded them all on Facebook. DeviantArt's a bit too tedious to upload. So get your Facebook account if you want to see them. If you intend on insisting on not using Facebook, then I'll try to upload it on DeviantArt.

Came back from Hong Kong. Nice and cold. Had lots of dim sum at both Hong Kong and Shenzhen. Had chinses muslim food at Shenzhen as well. Interesting. Freezing at 10 degrees. It was so cold my jacket couldn't even keep me warm. Quite late now. I'll upload the pictures on my Zorpia and Deviantart web pages later. Right now I've uploaded my Hong Kong pics up on Facebook. Feel free
to check it out.

http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=39938
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/IK07Ae01.html
http://usa.mediamonitors.net/content/view/full/46561
http://usa.mediamonitors.net/content/view/full/46561
http://asiasentinel.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=848&Itemid=31

Check these web sites out. Shows how much our beloved Government is flawed. Such a shame. Being a democratic country, just what the ********** are they doing? And covering up the mess they made on they've made. Pretty much sounds like China. Sigh. Usually local news covers news more than foreign countries but what the h***?!?!? It's the other way round!!!!

Headlines are self-explanatory. I guess that Ramli bugger/burger guy sure has inspired many, especially the Chinese, to join the police force. Funny actually since I predicted that in my last post and surprise, surprise, it came true in the form of yesterday's newspaper. According to the papers, MCA Youth reckons that they are "Slowly, slowly we are breaking the all of resistance". They find the statistics encouraging, thinking that they are joining for a good cause. Well, surprise, surprise, I think they're trying to get a shot at being a RM27 mil cop. Well done, Ramli. For inspiring many, especially the Chinese, to join the police force to be just like you.

Comm Datuk Ramli Yusoff
The cop who is worth at an approximate RM27 mil. Quite a good reason to get us chinese to get into the police force. Maybe the intake of chinese police will increase by say 400%? Because we chinese want to work for one simple request: 'MONEY!' Hey, no offence. I'm chinese but that's a fac many accept. Dang, I wonder how that Ramli guy got so much money? I thought police lived on RM270 a month. Not RM27 mil in one shot.

The country wants unity. Everyone wants unity, right? Even I want unity. But I don't think its possible nowadays. Especially with idiots as politicians everywhere. Watching local news content is stupid getting people like this bugger screaming "Bodoh! Bodoh! Bodoh!"



He looks kinda 'bodoh' himself, though.



I pity our prime minister. Always trying to find ways to get everyone in unity only for buggers to destroy it.


* Pictures courtesy (actually plagiarised) from Andrew. Thanks, ya! xD 

Pretty bored now.
Just recovered from a high fever. Yeah, so I missed two papers today. Curing my boredom with Relient K. You should listen to them. Damn good.

Saturday, October 20th 2007. The day MYFers from Taiping Wesley decided to have a 'gotong-royong' at our newly extended church. We cleaned the second-floor, the first-floor and the ground-floor. But all the aunties and mothers complain that it isn't clean enough (the ground-floor. What do they think who we are???) Well, here are the pics I got courtesy from Choong Huey Shern (Amy).


The church before cleaning.

Washing the floor and figuring out how to get the water out of that area. Dang, they forgot to build make a hole for the drain!

Our beloved Bryan who fervently is trying to get the best pose for the cameragirl (Huey Shern).



And what Huey Shern labelled me in her blog....
*drum roll....



Ketua Janitor

Yes! She labelled me so. Not some name that I created that will make me 'perasan' or 'syok sendiri'.

It's been almost 10 days or so for our very own space dude(no specific name yet but many call a Malaysian astronaut as a can-or-not. Though there are claims that he is just going as a space tourist). Sure theres tons of joy but many are wondering: Why the *#^$&@^ is The Government pouring in RM 25 million just to send someone to space? Initially, he was to eat roti canai, drink teh tarik and play five stones in space, come down to Earth and get his ******* Datukship. He is going to get a Datukship after all. Don't know why Malays enjoy Datukships a lot. Makes many assume that they are grandparents. Anyway, now he has gone to space to conduct experiments. Weapons of mass destruction, perhaps? Well, let's see what they do, shall we?

Yes!!!!!!! I finally got to watch Transformers!!!!! Finally, after 3 months and several missed chances I got to watch it. Damn good I must say. But I feel sorry for Michael Bay though, since I watched it from a pirated DVD xD
Oh well, I better get the original DVD to support him and Transformers. Hope they make a sequel.

Is Moral Education Necessary?

That's a hot topic right now.

In my opinion, it is a subject for hypocrites. Even this classmate of mine that got expelled got an A for his Moral. You call this 'faggot' a 'morally-well'. While those who fail are morally-ill? What kind of madness is this? Wake up Malaysia, Moral Education doesn't judge how 'morally-behaved' a student is! Memorising definitions like "keyakinan bahawa wujudnya Tuhan sebagai pencipta alam dan mematuhi segala suruhan-Nya berlandaskan agama masing dan prinsip Rukun Negara" aint gonna make someone 'morally behaved'. It makes students become hypocrites. Even my 'Moral teacher' doesn't like Moral Education. It's just a f***ing to make non-Malays suffer. Is that your motive????? You want non-Malays to suffer????

Yes!!!!! My modems back!!!! After 3 weeks not really out in the cold, I'm back.!!! Speaking of that, I had 5 periods straight of chemistry. Yes you read that right, FIVE!!!!! Well, what to do. But I'm dang jealous because my sis just finished her PMR today. Well, I had my turn. What to do? Test starts on Monday with BM and English. Hope I'll survive.

Damn!!! Modem still not fixed yet. At my aunt's house right now. Blogging because I'm kinda bored now. Haven't found anything interesting to blog actually. Just plain bored. Nothing much so if you want to chat then you'll have to wait. Final term soming soon.

WANTED

Yoong Yook Yam
Wanted for possessing biological weapons. These 'weapons' has caused many to succumb to Dengue Fever. Likened as Mao Zedong as she makes all classes look the same. Be careful. She has swept all the school's Dengue Fever cases under the carpet. Very, very dangerous principal(notice the small 'p').

WANTED &*@#$%^#^&

mhhmmmmm......

Today is Merdeka!!!!!!
From these 50 years from independence, lets see what has our country done to offer:











Firstly, there is the SmartTag(no picture),













Then, there are smart schools aka. sekolah bestari (also no picture)











mhmm
How about Smart Government? That'll be good. considering the stupendous comments they have been making. ex. 'Bocor' remarks.

Two things to say about Monday's St. John which was titled "N-Joy Camp".








No-Joy!!!!!!!!!




The camp, showered with droplets from heaven, signalled the end of the camp. As our 'smart' President thought that there was no need for backup (indoor games), no activities took place from 2.30 p.m. to 10.00 p.m. (yes the rain lasted that long). Desperate for ideas to entertain the campers, we slept(yes, we needed rest for the best part at night). Thus, sleep was needed.

Funny thing was, the night's big event(GhostBusters), the campers got the fright of their lives seeing me covered in a blanket sheet with holes for me to see and breathe. But there was this guy who commented how badly made the costume was. Also saw a drunk driver knock a small tree that day too.

Guess that pretty summed up N-Joy/No-Joy Camp.

Came back from Cameron Highlands. Nice trip. Didn't expect to meet Carolyn and Joycelyn there (especially those whom I met at YouthQuake except David and Andrew Lim and Ling). Waitng for Joyce to give me the pics. One of the rare times I enjoy going to Cameron Highlands.




Then there

Something I found on Chee Eng's Blog. One of the comments on the Taliban:

Oh shit. the war is coming to Malaysia soon. If south Korea attacks the Talibans, Osama will take the chance to attack Korea. As we all know, There’s talk that North Korea and South Korea would be joining together. So if Korea is attacked my Osama and Taliban, North Korea would Nuclear Afghanistan.The surrounding Islam country would be really pissed and attacked North Korea.

When they found out that Christianity is involved, they will take this opportunity to attack Israel. The Muslim Union shall join forces and declare war on Christianity. Malaysia, after so many years, got fed up and attacked Israel too. Here comes the mighty USA coming to their rescue. USA attacked all the Muslim country that is involved.

China, who has nothing to do with this, started supplying food for both war party. As we all know in the recent news, there are suspicious of China food as toxic food. Both war party military force ended up with food poisoning. By then, the Muslim country has given up because after food poisoning, they are unable to pray 5 times a day.

and the story goes on…

Been collecting my resources from newspapers and the Net on the 23 kidnapped Christian Aid Workers:

On July 19, 2007, 23 South Korean Protestant Christian aid workers are captured by the Taliban from a public bus travelling in the Ghazni Province, from Kandahar to Kabul, and held hostage.
On 25 July one of the South Korean hostages is killed. South Korea's foreign ministry identifies the victim as 42-year-old South Korean pastor Bae Hyung-kyu, who is the leader of the group.
On 29 July a final deadline is set by the Taliban for July 30 0730 GMT.
On 30 July the Taliban extends the deadline for the seventh time by 4 hours to 1130 GMT to give Afghan officials more time to negotiate.
A Taliban spokesperson later claims that another male hostage is shot dead because the government has not acceded to the group's demands. This is later confirmed when the body of 29-year-old Shim Sung-min is found in the village of Arzoo (50 miles from where the kidnapping took place).
On 31 July the deadline is extended to August 1 0730 GMT.

Just what the %$!^@#$ are they doing?

Reading the newpapers recently, I collected my sources on the 23 Korean Christian Aid Workers from 19 July 2007 up to now. 

On July 19, 2007, 23 South Korean Protestant Christian aid workers are captured by the Taliban from a public bus travelling in the Ghazni Province, from Kandahar to Kabul, and held hostage.
On 25 July one of the South Korean hostages is killed. South Korea's foreign ministry identifies the victim as 42-year-old South Korean pastor Bae Hyung-kyu, who is the leader of the group .
On 29 July a final deadline is set by the Taliban for July 30 0730 GMT.
On 30 July the Taliban extends the deadline for the seventh time by 4 hours to 1130 GMT to give Afghan officials more time to negotiate[3]. A Taliban spokesperson later claims that another male hostage is shot dead because the government has not acceded to the group's demands. This is later confirmed when the body of 29-year-old Shim Sung-min is found in the village of Arzoo (50 miles from where the kidnapping took place).
On 31 July the deadline is extended to August 1 0730 GMT.

Just what the $!%^#@ are they doing?

Weekend was nice. The SU(Scripture Union) team stayed at my uncle's and my place. Was nice having Sieh Jin and Uncle Jason has roomies. SCF combined meeting went well(in my school), eventhough Hua Lian students failed to turn up :(

Well, you can say that the SU Team were really nice to be with.

Thanks Runa, Josephine, Sieh Jin and Uncle Jason for staying at Taiping, ya.

Oh, FAM. What have you done to Malaysia!!!!!! Because the Malaysian Football Team were able to score a goal, you made me lose my bet(I bet that Malaysia couldn't score a single goal), let alone score a single point. You stupid politicians!!!! Because of you, look at Malaysian Football!!! Let Santokh Singh or Shebby Singh take over, you ^@*(%#!!!!!

The First Tomato, I mean Mar-Thoma Wedding that I have ever seen. It's basically and Christian Wedding with Indian elements in it, like an Indian Wedding. It's because Mar-thoma is an Anglican Indian church Enjoy the pics.

The best I could get. Blocked by so many cameras.

The bride and groom.

Signing some stuff.

See that person? That's my mother!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manglish

Found some funny terms in Manglish. Never knew.

Check it out.

My brother's test paper. It's interesting by the way he spells words like mouth as 'mauf'. Check the rest of it.

Argh!!!! I got struck down with RES (Red-eye Syndrome) aka. Conjunctivitis. How did I get it? My brother touched someone with conjunctivitis and spread it to me. Blurred vision right now. Can't really see what I'm typing. Please comment if any spelling is wrong. Thanks, ya.

I was reading my cousins blog and I stumbled across his post on the Lina Joy case.
What the &%@#% are they thinking!!!!!!!! They just got the whole world talking about us, man. And all our leaders go on defending the decision by using their old fashion ways. Speaking about freedom of religion, come on!

Life Of The Poor, Beaten, Down Secretariat ( Just kidding, really) During The AGM/ASM CSMA
(College of Surgeons Malaysia Association)
1. Getting freebies (free buffet breakfast/lunch/dinner, free bags/pens/stuff, etc.)
2. Being able to listen to interesting/boring talks and free papers.
3. Finding out that your f***ing uncle is going to speak on how good some medicine is on the last dot.
4. Listening to the f***ing uncle showing off how good he is in front of the other doctors when he is a total *)&*()^&)*(&&^$#!*.
5. Free dinner.

Well, I'll show you soon how fat am I due to excessive eating/no exercise.

MYF Camp was good. First time I'm not sulking over. Pastor Daniel Singh, who spoke at the first YP Camp I went to at 2002(Kuala Kangsar), spoke at the MYF Camp. Very powerful and passionate speaker. Man, I felt so touched when he shared his testimony. Being a convert is very hard. I can see that clearly in most of my friends. Most importantly, the youth worshiped the Lord with their whole hearts. I was so happy seeing it. What did he speak on? He spoke on how faith can change things and forgiveness. His testimony? That I won't tell coz' he might use it for YLDP.

Okay, so here's my summary on my exams:

English : Hmm, not so bad. I mean, it's English! Can't be that hard!!!!
Malay : Argh, the pain, the suffering, the 'malayness' or whatever it makes it malay. I wanna
puke.
Maths : One of those close-four-eyes subject(eyes and spectacles included). I can't get 100%
because of the stupid Venn Diagram.
Moral : Argh. Another of those malayness. I failed moral the last time. ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Sejarah : Oh, no! Not that subject!! choke! Asking questions on how 'smart' our national leaders
were(such as Ye Olde Dato' Maharaja Lela).
Biology: Hope I survive. I forgot the freaking parts of the Paramecium. Dangit.
Physics: Another close-four-eye subject. Most of questions asking f=ma questions.
Chemistry: Oh, funny thing happened. I had bad stomach ache. So it pretty much robbed about 10 minutes of my precious time. stupid pieces of s*** that came out of my stomach.
Add Maths : Suppose to be a close-four-eye subject but i somehow couldn't answer two
questions. Dang
EST: Oh, close-six-eyes also can. Jus filling in the blanks using common sense.
Accounts: Die, man. All my accounts not balance.


Conclusion: Chance of getting screwed: 91%

Yes!!!! I've finished my exams! Oh! The Horror! After two weeks of exams followed by my modem getting deep-fried by lightning! I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because of this, I can't login to the stupid The Star website to register the teams for The Star NIE competition. Stupid filter that is installed into the computer. CURSE YOU WEBSENSE!!!!!

Guess what? I managed to secretly use the computer again (under the terms of 'homework'). Classes have been fine. Yesterday, the most funniest thing happened.

This retarded man busted into my school and stuck his cigarette bud in front of him and said, "I don't care who you are, but get the *** out of my way!" Trembling, he let that retard in to cause interesting things to happen in the school. One incident was telling the Discipline teacher, "I don't care who you are, where you're from, but I love you!" (School roars with laughter)

So the teacher says,"Okay, if you love me, please leave." But the wanted the Discipline teacher (male to be exact) to kiss him. But he kindly refused and asked the retard to leave. Something that doesn't happen everyday.

I don't think I can write much since I've been slapped with a one month ban on computer (exams are supposedly near). So I'll most probably be Missing In Action for quite some time. The ban was in effect last week but now I 'curi-curi guna' . xD. Well I'll see what I can do about it. So until next time (or you can say in three weeks time). Chao.

Yes!!!!!! Pokemon Pearl and Diamond is out! Now I can get my dose of '"mon"ness'!!!!!

The Government has been trying to promote the usage of good English. But let them start with the book publishers. As you can see, they too need to correct their own English too.

In a kingdom where pornography is encouraged(the animal kingdom), the animals don't seem to be interested in this pornography. Unlike humans who usually respond to this pornography, Chuang Chuang the panda doesn't seem to respond to this 'porn treatment' he is receiving in order to encourage to mate with his partner.


There might be some reasons why this panda doesn't respond to 'panda porn'. Well for starters, this form of pornography is in black and white. The panda needs colour, man.


I think the 'porn actors' in the video would be rather embarrassed as it would question their abilities to act. It could hurt their acting stock as directors probably wouldn't want 'porn actors' in their documentary.



At least we know that 'panda porn' is going somewhere.

"The ball is round"
-a quote by quite a number of people-




This quote seems to be true actually, mostly during football. Take England for example. Starting of with a dream start by thrashing Greece 4-0 and then bashing up Andorra 5-0. Similiar results came until they lost 0-2 to Croatia. Gary Neville making a stupid backpass and a winning goal by some Croat. This was followed by a 1-0 reverse to Spain. Sunday, they fired blanks 0-0 against Israel.


I guess the same can be said about volleyball. Today, SMK St. George went for competition with high hopes of dominating volleyball once again. Though the squad(with me inside) was rather inexperienced, the coach had high hopes for us. Getting off a shaky start, we produced a huge fightback only to narrowly lose to SMK Kamunting 25-21 on the first set. Then, we again lost to them in the 2nd set 25-23 due to some schoolboy mistakes.



Then, we played against MRSM. This time, we got off to a flying start. Only to blow a huge 6 point lead to lose 25-15. The 2nd set was even worse. Getting bashed up 25-10. Being the linesman, I was falsely accused of siding my school even though I raised the 'in' signal flag when the ball was in. The bribed referee overruled the descision and made it out.




Oh well, at least we know whose fault it is.

I've always been wodering how on earth half of my class failed add maths. Simple things like finding the function g(x) was hard for them to solve. I didn't know how they solved their problems until I saw this!!!


Smart, eh?


How to solve six.

Yes!!!! I've finally passed the number 50 benchmark!! Yes, this my 51st post (loud applause).

Anyway, I have been having trouble slepping. So, I go imagining stuff to waste time and for other no good reason.

Hears something I daydream of like this picture below...

Hey, Pink is Good!


O Hail The Blood Elves!


Mr. 'Lazy' Nara Shikamaru

Well, I have other photos to post but I don't have the time right now. Oh, well.

Okay, so here's my ultra-condensed, short and unfunny blog of the TRAC Prayer Conference.

Warning: This is serious stuff. It is not for the funny-hearted.

So, Pastorpher spoke for a session, President Ong Hwai Teik had two good sessions, William also had one session, Jared's father also had a session and Lay Ching had three unfunny but meaningful sessions. Seriously, I had backslided so much that felt so happy as I finally managed to get back to God. Other than that, Many things that was funny happened. Such as seing many people getting thrown (or baptised) into the sea. Other than that, I made a healthy bunch of friends. Maybe I'll go for YLDP at the end of the year.

Came back from Penang from the Trac Prayer Conference. Very good and lots of prayer was done. It made me tired. Well, I'm gonna drop down dead and sleep. I'll write about it tomorrow.

Long time no blog. Well, tomorrows the day of Hari Kantin, an event held every once in 4 years in which many interesting, delicious and to a further extent weird food/things/objects that will be displayed. My class, 4Sc1, is going to have a car wash.

Feel free to take photos of us (hunky, hot guys are guaranteed to be around)

Have A Happy Controversial Chinese New Year,






Why I say that?






















Well, look at the television stations, they're not promoting CNY so much.
















It's because it's The Year Of The Pig. Anyway, don't tell this to the Muslims. It's Controversial

I'm a loser.

















As sucky as this loser?






























Well, not anymore




























You know why?



















Because I am now the 'hero' of St. George. You see Hua Lian, just look at who just kick your a** in the relay team with Jia Peng, Freddy and Bing Gang. I am now the typical underdog. Hahaha. I am no longer this loser with huge glasses and big pimples. You are! HAHAHAHA!!!!! Taiping school rOcks!

The Malaysian Government always does the unexpected. From changing Maths and Science to losing lots of million dollars of cash reserves in Proton. Well, guess what stupid idea they have now come up with? The Information Minister has decided to ban Pan-Asian models. These bozzos/idiots/dummies/whatever you wish to call them have decided to use 'Malaysian' models. These Pan-Asian models are actually more Malaysian as they are mixed with different races. The Government whom is actually promoting equality among all races seem rather racist for their actions towards these mixed looks models. It's a pity really since this is 'a multicultural country'. With our 'multicultural' Government, we are sure that everyone is sure to be treated equally/as $H1theads. These people look rather threatened really. If these Pan-Asians seem to dominate the fashion/acting/singing scene, maybe they can do something better that will keep everyone quiet. You know what is it? Nothing! That's right folks, because if they feel threatened, they should do something more productive. Like selling char kuey teow by the roadside.

Ah, the Nintendo DS. An instrument more innovative than the console 'someone' has been dreaming of. Everyone keeps on asking me why get a Nintendo but who cares? If Nintendo didn't exist, which company should Microsoft and Sony copy? Sega? Nah, they've been knocked out of the console business for some time but Nintendo. Nintendo makes games that surprise people. Sony and Microsoft however, copies Nintendo and they just add extra gore in it. Who would have been able to invent a console with two screens. Only a genius would be able to develop such a console. This is just an opinion or a gimmick to make my blog survive, but what the heck? You got your own opinions and I got mine.

Time has come and by. And I have decided to waste it by blogging, playing games and other meaningless stuff. Tomorrow is the day for cross country. That means I have to go for St. John Ambulance duty. Believe it or not, the medical box is full of oriental stuff such as wind oil (fung yau), yellowish medicine stuff and that herbal medicine used for areas of the body that sprained. I wonder what happened to the western stuff like Forcemax, Panadol (they use Paracetamol), Fenegon or maybe Viaga (oops!)

Is it Jaws all over again?

Scroll down to find out....

Come on, scroll down some more, please....

No, I'm here to talk about loan sharks. That's right, loan sharks. It seems that the Government (I reckon they've gone cuckoo) has decided to not only capture loan sharks but to also to catch those whom borrow from them. Is this a joke? Has the Government finally been able to come to his senses? We should give a hand to them. I mean seroiusly, they are actually doing something smart. These people shouldn't have borrowed in the first place. Serves them right that they borrow from them. However, I think that some of us might pity (except me) these poor creatures. Then again, I think this 'bright idea' might be something that was wise (but who knows, it might be unwise) to catch these borrowers.

ps. If you find this too sensitive to read, I'm just putting this up to ensure the survival of this blog.

You might think why I suddenly added a title. Well,

In memory of Timothy, I have decided to post pictures of fake Timothy in remembrance of him.

I know, we all miss him.

I strangely seemed to have a significant increase of homework today. Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Add Maths, Accounts and History. So, I 'got down o work' and finished it in a mere 3 hours worth of slipshot work, I mean hard work. Then, I had time to surf the net to check on stuff, I mean entertainment. My life as a Form 4 is very relaxed. Unlike those other students in my class that go for tuition after tuition. I pity these straight A's robots.






Tuition SUCKS!!! Don't go join for this f***ing culture! It'll kill you!!!!

Many idiots has been produced from tuition. These robots can't think out of the box(not like me)
A prime example is Cikgu 'Gila babi' Ridzuan, going on claiming that every student that joins his class can get ' hou yeh' marks. My foot, everyone got b in class. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough cough cough

Today is my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



happy birthday to me, (repeat this 4 times)




God bless me.

This, my friend is the new mascot of POS Malaysia. Due to the slowness of the delivery system around Malaysia, POS Malaysia has decided to increase their prices for the services they provide. Wait, there's more, they can peek at your mail whenever they please. Their slow, inefective and rude employees will help you get anything you need done in less/more (depends on their mood) than one hour. All for an additional increment of RM1 per service. That is why, you better not miss this opportunity to be a real Malaysian. Malaysia Boleh!!!

Today had a lot of crappiness. No Physics tuition. Seems like it starts it will start tomorrow. Gotta go. My brother wants to play games with me. I'll write my crap later.

Today is the day that I hate the school principal. She has threatened to shut down the School CF for unspecific reasons. This antichrist school principal of mine has already shut down the School Catholic Society and we're next. Plaese support us! You can do your part by supporting us with my PayPal link. I will upload this later. It's very troublesome, you know.

School has been pretty hectic. Got to go help out with the St. John Ambulance orientation (hectic), Librarian interview (last year librarian but still have to go for interview and also hectic), collect names for School Christian Fellowship (even hectic because of Jireh, lazy bum) and lots and lots and lots of tuition (I hate tuition). There is more good news. I have to read chunks of books for chemistry, biology, physic, etc. (and EST). Est is a stupid subject.

Today got NO HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a miracle!

This is a condensed version of what I did this weekend. There was this gruop called Youth With A Mission that went to speak at YP. They did a sketch and a few songs and someone from the team shared her testimony. Then, the new pastor of our church wich is Pastor Tan Yee Hoo and his wife had dinner with my dad, my mum, my siblings and I. I watched Prometheus and Bob, very funny show. The next day (aka. today), went to church, did stuff , went for volleyball training (I got reduced to a fringe player since I did'nt go for training for a month), and I just came back from my grandaunt's 75th birthday. That's all. Sorry for making this a bit boring, I'm very busy.

This is for my lousy teachers that will be teaching me. Mainly for the many lousy teachers teaching me. Eg. Mr. Ong Teik Nam* (or we call him Ong with the Six Breast), Puan Suryiati* (rude teacher) and many others.

*Names has been changed to protect the privacy of these teachers