Friday, December 28, 2007

My 'beloved' twin has kindly tagged me and well, I'll have to do my first tag. So, after much persuasion (I easily get persuaded, though) and the need to waste time, here I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name : Lim Ern Wei

Spell your name without vowels : Lm Rn W

Natural hair color : Black (Though green is not bad)

Do you ever lie about your age?- Can asking people to guess my age be considered lying?

Initials?- LEW

Eye color?- black

What’s your height? Are you comfortable with your height?- 183cm. To grow or not to grow? That is the question.

Mood?- Random. I'm like an old woman who undergoes menopause (As my friend puts it, not that I'm very informative) which has many mood swings.

How many pairs of jeans do you own?- 2

Can you dance?-Dei, I'm 'kayu' to dance lah. But I can do the 'Robot' thanks to my 'kayuness'.

Are you musically talented?- Can say. I play the piano, guitar and bass guitar. Singing counted?

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?- No. But I hope that someone does.

Did you have braces?- No. I got perfect teeth.

Who did you hug today?- My brother, my mother, my father.

On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?- 8. But I don't spend. Call me stingy but yeah, I'm stingy.

Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?- Unless I'm a cross-dresser/broken-wrist/'elek thambi'

Do you own any big sunglasses?- I used to wear glasses.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?- 30 minutes

What are you thinking about?- er.....

When was the last time you felt stupid?- A few days ago.

Who did you last yell at?- My undang-undang certificate when I mysteriously failed

Do you swear/curse?- Used to.

Do you ever spit?- Eww. What do you think your surroundings are? A handkerchief????

Do you ever make your own food?- Yes

You do your own chores?- Yes (cheh wah)

Flowers or chocs?- Chocs. Preferably the 100% ones.

Lust or love?- Love

M&Ms or Skittles?- M&Ms

Staying up late or waking up early?- Both

Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?- 2 best friends

Nervous habits?- Shaking legs, shivering, vommiting, stiffness, dan lain-lain.

Can you roll your tongue?- If you consider rolling it with the help of my hands, yes.

Can you raise one eyebrow?- Who can't

Can u cross your eyes?- xD. There. I just did it.

Do you make your bed daily?- No. I love the sight of an unmade bed.

Did you have a new year's resolution this year?- Yes. By not making anymore resolutions.

Who kissed you at midnight?- The atmosphere

Are you mixed? - Is Hokien and Hakka considered mixed?

Do you like the rain?- Why not???

Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?- Countless times.

What year did/will you graduate from high school?- 2008

Can you honestly say you love me no matter what?- If I have the guts, yes.

Been on a diet?- They say that I need to gain weight, not lose it.

Do you like hot chocolate?- I love anything with chocolate.

What's your favorite sport?- Football, basketball, volleyball.

What did you have for dinner last night?- Fried rice.

Do you have plants in your room?- I have a toy plant.

Whats your favorite Starbucks drink?- I've been depending on Copykat recipes

How many things in your past do you regret?- Many.

Have you ever felt like killing somebody?- Countless times.

Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?- Many.

Did you forgive them? God said "Thou shalt forgice". So I forgave.

Have you ever skipped school? When I have sports training, then yes.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?- A few years ago.

Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head? - Yes

Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were
right?- The opposite happens to me. Tragic.


DO YOU:

Believe in God?- Yes.

Had a dream come true?- No. The opposite happens

Read the newspaper?- For the comics. I now depend on BBC and CNN.

Get enough sleep everyday?- Yeah.

Have a best friend?- Yeah.

Wish on stars?- What kind of idiot would do that???


True of False :

I am a cuddler – false
I am a morning person – true
I am a perfectionist – false
I am an only child – false
I am Catholic – false
I am currently in my pajamas - true
I am currently single – true. And I'm loving it.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart – false
I am okay at styling other people’s hair –Don't you dare touch my %^$^ hair!!!!!
I am left handed – true
I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - false
I bite my nails – true
I can be paranoid at times – true.
When I get mad I curse frequently -Used to.
I like someone – true
I enjoy country music - true
I enjoy jazz music – true
I enjoy smoothies – false
I enjoy talking on the phone – false
I have a pet –false
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal – true
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person – false
I have been told that I am smart - true
I get higher than C’s in school – BM, Sejarah and Moral are notable exceptions
I have broken a bone – true, while playing football.
I have Caller I.D. on my phone - true
I have bathed/showered with someone – true. Fine. I was 2.
I have changed a diaper – true
I have changed a lot over the past year – false
I have done something illegal – true
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair – false
I have had surgery – true
I have killed another person – false
I have had my hair cut within the last week - false
I have had the cops called on me – false

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU

Gotten sick?- No

Been hugged?- Yes

Felt stupid?- Yes

Talked to an ex?- Brudder, I have been single for 16 years lah.

Missed someone?- Yes

Failed a test?- Yes.

Danced?- No

Gotten your hair cut?- No

Lied?- Yes

HAVE YOU EVER,

Said "I Love you"?- Yes

Given money to a homeless person?- Nope

Waited all night for a phone call?- nope

Have u sat and just gazed at the stars?- No

Seen someone die?- Wish I could. That would be so cool!!!

Been on an airplane?- If it's the past two months, then yes.

Missed someone so much it hurt?- nope

Ever have a near death experience?- nope

Been to the ER?- No. Lst time I went was four years ago.

Been in a car-related incident?- no

Sung in the shower?- When the moon turns dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, blue.

Laughed so hard you cried?- yes


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:

What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?-How they behave.

Who was your Valentine?- No one.

Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?- What do you think I am??? Some gay idiot???

Have you ever been in a serious relationship?- No

Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?- Brudder, I have been single for 16 years

Do you like anyone?- Yes

Do they know it?- No

What is your all-time favorite romance movie?- Enchanted

Had a Long Distance Relationship?- No

Do you believe the statement, "once a cheater always a cheater"?- nope

Do you believe in the saying "once a player, always a player"?- nope

Are you a player?- I'm hopeless when it comes to that part.

Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?- Must tell you how many times??? I'm NOT gay!!!!!!!!

Do you believe in love at first sight?- No. Lust at first sight. Yes. It happens in movies so often.

At what age did you start noticing the opposite gender?- How would I know???

Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have him?- I'm NOT gay!!!!!

Do you know someone who likes you?- No

Have you ever fallen for your opposite sex best friend?- ew...

Are you afraid of commitment?- not really

Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships in your life?- nope

Have you ever had your heart broken?- nope

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yes, It was during Physics class. Fooling around.

Met someone special?- not yet

Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?- I'm NOT gay!!!! Enwei ar... Why did you tag me???? All these questions are for girls lah!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if you received a long love letter?- Hide, lock the doors and then read it.

Group dates or single dates?- I don't believe in dating. I believe in friending and courting. Learnt that at NSCFL Camp.

Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?- I've seen it with my own eyes.

On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?- 0. Why??? Because I'm a guy!!! Bwahahaha!

In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?- I'm a guy lah. What do you expect.

Would you date a guy shorter than you?- Do I have to repeat myself???

Do you like to hold hands?- yes.

What is the youngest you would date?- Any age but not 7 or more.

What is the oldest you would date?- 1-3. My friend dated a girl 3 years older than him. SO I say 3.

Do you like making eye contact?- nope

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?- Enwei, Enwei, Enwei.

Do you fall in love easily? I'm not so lovey-dovey/romantic type.


This is based on your best friends.

Do you have a best friend?- Yeah.

Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?- Yes

Who was the last person you hugged?- My brother.

Who’s the loudest?- Me!!!!

Who’s the quietest?- Jethro. Can hear needle drop wan.

Who makes you smile?- Everyone

Who have you known the longest?- Chan Leong. I've been his classmate since when? I think primary school.

Who is the funniest?- Foo Mun

Who is the sweetest?- Me??? Cheh wah

Who is the most responsible?- Wil Shern

Who is the craziest?- Soon Cheon, Havin, Foo Mun.

Who can you talk to about anything and everything?- Foo Mun.

Who is always there for you?- All of them, I guess.

Who’s the tallest?- me!!! I wonder whether Geet is catching up????


Now, tag 5 of them angels or boys.- fellow angels
Eu Vin
Fern Yi
Brian Cheah 
Esther Lian
Mei Yan
Yes!!!!! I passed my undang-undang!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!
47 out of 50. Yeah, baby.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Wishing all fellow readers a Blessed Christmas.

Monday, December 24, 2007

I've actually baked Gingerbread with my cousins a week ago but due to some interruptions/laziness I have finally decided to blog about Christmas cookies. Baked some as you can see, and there are a few interesting ones that we decorated:


I have no idea why I did this.
My cousin did this. Looks like some sort of Mexican wrestler.
My cousin also did this: Gingerbread Spongebob
I did this: Gingerbread PacMan that is busy swallowing those dots it eats in the game
I used the broken gingerbread cookies and made it look like this.
Poor guy.

Here's another one.


Last but not least......














TADA!!!!!!!!
I will not disclose who did it but yeah, someone made a sexy gingerbread man. Haha.
Anyway, have a blessed Christmas.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Alright here's a tag bout photos cant fulfill many of them so my apologies to anyone in particular who don't likey. =)

*Last picture taken of yourself.

*taken by?
Fern Yi, my sis. 

*When was it taken?
Ocean Park, Hong Kong. 

*A picture of you with your friends

*When was it taken?
YLDP 2007 

*Who are they?
(L-R) Michael Sam, me, Nicholas Aw

*A picture of you in a fitting room
Now, won't that be kinda gay for a guy to do that. Skip

*Where was it?
 I said SKIP, dangit. Don;t you know what the meaning of skip means???

*A picture of you with x'mas tree or x'mas deco
 
Low quality, I know, but who cares. It's cheeky photo.

*A picture of you doing peace sign
I don't like peace signs. I prefer to pose with a Mercedes Benz sign. I don't have a photo but I'll get it done soon.

Does this count?
Define 'does this count'. 

*A picture of you in B&W

I don't know whether it's a Benz but it wouldn't hurt, right?

*A picture of you in school uniform ( if graduated, get it from your report card)
 
Nice, eh.

*A picture of you doing weird things

KKB NS Camp Site. Jumping into the communal baths taking gay pictures when we're not
supposed too. 

*what were you doing?
What me? It was monkeys running around in the male bathrooms. Not gays camwhoring.
Well stop blaming me, will you? I'm a good boy. xD

*A picture of you wearing pink
Not gay enough. 

*A picture of you wearing black

At home: Christmas 2004. Hugging my cousin Xi Min in an ungayly manner. 

*A picture of you wearing orange
Skip

*A picture of you wearing red
Skip.

That's all. I wanna tag... Sarah Chen, Jasmine Tai, Eu Vin=)

Friday, December 21, 2007

I flunked my 'undang-undang'. Hard to believe that, right? Well, it did happen. A 38 out of 50. Marvelous. Going to get a lecture from Dr. Lim and Mrs. Lim for failing. And RM30 out of my pocket for failing.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Darren, whoever you are but I know that you're from YDLP and that you're Daphne's cousin but...
Please stop stalking girls.
You know who it is or who you are.
When they say stop.
You stop.
You don't continue SMSing that girl.
You don't lose temper because you can't contact that girl because some idiot 
took the phone because they so happen to share that very same phone.
You don't simply SMS that idiot again and again because he was attending a driving permit class.
You don't continue bugging that idiot.
So please,
If you really like that girl you're,
Please stop stalking that girl.
You're wasting your time, money and credit.
If they say stop.
You stop.
Why?
Because it's a man's job to make a girl happy.
You do whatever it takes to make them happy.
Even if they ask you to sever their ties with them.
Not continuing stalking that girl in hope that they will in the end like you because they will not.
So Stop.
I hope you will because it's not healthy.
I hope that you are reading this so you know how annoyed the girl and the idiot is.
Thank you.

Sunday, December 09, 2007


To commemorate the 100th post of my blog, I will blog about YLDP!!!!!!!

YLDP Rocks!!!!!! Nuff said.
The presence of God was really there. The sessions there were also very good. Especially by the one and only Pastor Daniel Singh. And when the Lord's presence was around and it was so strong! Really, it was really something. James Ong got elected as president with Ruth Wong and Lawrence as vice. Sad thing is, our beloved Pastorpher is going to step down after 4 years in the youth ministry. He's going to pastor two churches. Well, we have to continue praying, especially if we one to realise the vision of a revival in Malaysia.

Sunday, December 02, 2007


Two words for Enchanted: DAMN GOOD.

The show opens up like any other Disney fairytale movie. The book opens up and the narrator narrates. Finally, some 2D animation!!!! After a long time, they finally have 2D animation. It's very little but good enough. It's been a while since watching some of it. Anyway, the show is brilliant and enchanting. It parodies lots of Disney classics such as Snow White (the singing attract the attention of animals part and the poisonous apples), The Sleeping Beauty (how Queen Narissa turns into a dragon), dan lain-lain. Pip the chipmunk is so adorable and Amy Adams is wonderful as the naive Giselle. The songs in the movie are also brilliant. You should watch it for yourselves. No wonder Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 93%. Sad to say, our cold-hearted, no-joy, dead and idiotic Malaysian critics who don't seem to find it wonderful perfectly fits the bill of the what Rotten Tomatoes critic Tim Brayton labels them as he said
"If the mere notion of Disney returning to their roots doesn't at least bring a tiny bit of a smile to your face, then you are, I'm sorry, completely dead inside."
Don't listen to what the Malaysian critics say about Enchanted. Go watch it. It's good!!!!