MIC in shambles with no leader in the wings

Dang funny, man.

-"Saturday’s Tamil Nesan had a massive pullout for birthday boy Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu with back-to-back coverage and full-page live-size photographs of him taken out by all 28 MIC candidates, hailing their chief as the greatest man ever born." -The Star

Too bad . They actually planned a massive celebration for Samy " 'Ye Oppressor of Indians" Vellu, thinking that he'll win. Sadly, he got trashed by Michael "Party Crasher" Jeyakumar. POTONG STIM!!!!!! Especially when it's on his 72nd birthday. Jeyakumar must be having a brilliant time eating up Vellu's cakes to celebrate his victory.The look of Vellu's face seeing Jeyakumar eating up his birthday cakes. Potong stim.

BN tactics all wrong in Kelantan

A headline from malaysiakini.
Since PAS has Kelantan. BN are very much pissed. So, they've gotten Mat Rempits to spread the joy of BN. Well, they have yielded unexpected results. Come daylight, the motor nuisances stop but Kota Bharu is virtually layered over with flags, leaflets and flyers. Full-sized BN flags line some streets the way small pennants do in other parts of the country.

What deperation. BN might as well give up since they got these **************** buggers to do their job.

Another reason why we shouldn't vote for BN.
SEXIST MPs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Carol Chew should be ashamed of herself. Considering that she herself is female and making sexist remarks of another woman, something comparable to how Say Vellu attacks his own kind (the Indians). I'm a guy and I find find it distasteful. Yet, this Carol Chew has the liberty to say something degrading to her fellow gender that she this billboard completely depicts her.

The "Bocor" MP of Kinabatangan might make sexist remarks to ladies like the 'bocored' Parliament building due to narrow-mindedness of the majority of Malays. But Carol Chew is
CHINESE!!!! Let alone being FEMALE!!!!

Shame on you Carol, Shame on you.

Was reading malaysiakini today. The wonders of uncensored news!!!!
Came across this article on malaysiakini. I do agree with what they say and I hope it happens.
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/79176
Let's face it. Chinese voters are going to abandon MCA. Considering the fact that BN never gets anything done except talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk and talk. It's quite sad, you know. MCA begging for money from UMNO by wiping they're a**es so that they can maintain Chinese schools. With their quiet leaders like Ong Ka Ting, I think many of the Chinese are starting to get disillusioned and disgruntled.

Take a look at this segment of the article:
-"Even in the party rank-and-file, many are not satisfied with his reason for maintaining an ‘elegant silence’ over numerous controversies and challenging issues that are deemed to be detrimental to the interests and future of the community."

This says a lot. It's actually disturbing to hear considering that many Chinese are angry by the fact that they are tired of wiping the Malay's a**es by giving in and because of the hegemony of the Umno leadership and Malay supremacy. I wonder how long this will go on.

I've just read malaysiakini today. You should read it. Free to view until Election Day.
DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.malaysiakini.com

5 Reasons Why BN should not win:



1. LEADERSHIP

Pak Lah is good. But the others aren't. Look at Najib and Hishamuddin. Corrupted!!!!! How
about Rajak Baginda???? Also corrupted!!!! I know Pak Lah is what Mahathir isn't. Calm is one thing. But I feel like he's being made the scapegoat for now. Sure, he's saved us millions of ringgit for cancelling unnecessary projects and clamped down on corruption. But if he can't clamped down the corruption in his own Menteri, I don't think that he'll last long. If we vote for the Opposition, we'll get capable leaders like Lim Kit Siang, famous blogger Jeff Ooi and Lim Guan Eng.

-'Let us not forget that BN is home to Samy Vellu, oppressor of the Indians. They also brought us "Close One Eye" MP of Jasin, "Bocor MP of Kinabatangan, Transport Minister Dato' "$4.6 billion" Chan Kong Choy and Information Minister Dato' "Can't make a sentence in English" Zainuddin Maidin' - Timothy Wong

2. CORRUPTION

As said above, this has to be clamped down. People like Lingam who is involved in all this "Looks like me, sounds like me but it's not me" business should be dumped out of the country pronto. C'mon people, vote for BN and you'll get people like Chan Kong Choy. Paid 4.6 billion for a failed, shady project in Port Klang. The list goes on. 'Nuff said.

3. THE ELECTION COMMISION

-"9 000 voters in this upcoming election will be over 100 years of age" - Timothy Wong.

WTF!!!!!! The dead also vote ar????? In Methodist disciplines, age 70+ cannot vote or take up any post. Like they're dead. This one 100 years old also vote. *@#%$*&$#%^$#*!!!!!!

4. EDUCATION

Being educated from the best university in Malaysia and being educated from the best country in the world makes a BIG difference. Seriously, something has to be done with our education system. Pilling us students with at least 10 subjects???? Moral Education??? *Ptui...

5. ECONOMY

-"Intel is shutting down its facility in Cyberjaya and moving its employees from Penang to Kulim. We grew 6% last year which is decent but Vietnam grew 8.2% and Singapore 7.7%. Rising costs have been offset by subsidies but not by increases in salaries. What newspapers never seem to tell us is that Malaysia has the greatest income disparity in the world among rich and poor other than Papua New Guinea. Shocking but true."

- Yet again from Timothy Wong

Now you know why BN shouldn't get 2/3 votes. 'Nuff said

Found this on the papers a few days ago, asking students on politics and the current Government. Quite a lot, in fact, all said they would support BN, giving us the impression that all students support BN.
















MY A**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the number of teenagers in Malaysia. You hear them usually 'kutuking' the Government. Do you see supporting the BN apart from the Malays???? Maybe those on the newspaper article. I must salute them. They will be good a**-wipers for the Malays. Just like MCA and MIC.

When BN tries too hard to get the young voters....

Now you know how original the song is, eh? Stupid BN buggers. Want to compose a song go compose something originalLAH. Faggot!!!!

Nike's gonna sue DAP for copyright infringement . Well, not as bad as BN.

Yeah!!!!!!

The Star has an article Tzuo Han on page 6 of StarTwo.
Read it, ya.
He's from my school.
xD

Altered Frequency is coming to Taiping!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignore the dates and times. It's for their concert in City Harvest. I'll get the times later.

I know it's late to say it but.....

I GOT MY L-LICENSE!!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I still cant drive yet. Not even someone older than me can accompany me. I still need to get a P-License first. That means another 10 hours of driving lessons and tests to see whether I pass or fail. By the grace of God, I will pass. Can't afford to fail again. Like my undang xD.

Another update, peeps.
I can't go for Tzou Han's charity cycle for one simple reason:
MY MUM WON'T LET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I know that its once in a lifetime but what the heck!?!?!?!?!? I can't change it.

Frog dissection is nice!!!!Though I have symphaty for the frog since we accidentally killed it by 'ter'chopping it's heart. Picture above

Cekap, eh?
I partially helped Esther with her Add Maths by showing her the working using Paint and then sent it to her.

It's lame but yeah, here it is...

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?Needless to say he never made it. You know why?These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/ well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close.

Went to KL for Chinese New Year. Pretty awesome. And presenting the my new cousin....




Kenneth Leong (I forgot his chinese name). SOOOOOO Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even Yew Wei was so fascinated with him since he doesn't have a baby brother. He claims that he's jealous.
Found this old picture of a traditional Chinese wedding picture. Was my great, great grandparents (actually I'm not sure). But this is rare, man. Had to get a picture of it. I know it sucks but what the heck.
My fascination with chinese words. No idea why.
According to my grandaunt the third chinese character is my 'Ern' for my name. Pretty cool. Now to find out how the other part of my name looks like.

Went shopping. Finally got my Supercard. Yes!!!!!! Can download Nintendo DS games for free!!!!!! Went out with Jonathan Chia as well at Berjaya Times Square. Visited 'Lala Land' up on the 4th floor. That pretty summed up how my CNY was.

I feel so sad......
I can't believe that I couldn't go for Switchfoot Live In KL.
Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret.
Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret .
Aih......
Hope that they come back really, really, really, really soon.

Yesterday in class something interesting happened in Moral. Here it goes.....

Pn. Kuna (the teacher): Okay class, who can list me some "tokoh-tokoh"(that's important people
                                           that should be remembered for those of you who know no Malay) from
                                           Malaysia?
Class                               :  Lingam!!!! Eusoff Chin!!!!!
Some random guy        :  Chua Soi Lek!!!!!!!
Pn. Kuna                        :  Chua Soi Lek okay what??? At least he admitted that he was in that                                            video.  not like those "idiots" in the Parliament that claim that "that                                            person looks like him, sounds like him, but it's not him". So don't you                                            think that he (Chua Soi Lek) considered as a real hero????
Class                               :  Yes!!!!!! (woot and all the laughter and claps whatsoever)

I wonder whether the Government knows that youths today are so cynical about the Government? Whether youths today are ridiculing and saying degrading remarks about them. When are we youths going to continue to writing flowery things about the Government in our exams. I'm getting tired of all this hypocricy.

CHINA COACH SWIMMING TRAINING IS SHITTY: DEAL WITH IT

Ladies and gentlemen,
That is the truth.
My muscles are aching like never before and and I have to get up at 5 in the moring for training and then more training at night.
I think I wanna quit
=(

Rather busy.....
Got to prepare for BM Oral. What to talk on???? Chua Soi Lek???? Lingam????
Argh!!!!!
Also got to play for worship at MYF.
Another, yet-again, last minute call-up.
Fooooh!!!!!


And another word of wisdom from Mr. Oon Peang Sean:
"Election and Erection are two different things. Poor Chua Soi Lek. Couldn't differentiate the two. He had an erection before the elections."

TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Funny thing that I read on the papers regarding the Kiwi V.K-tioning (pun intended).
It's basically a tale in which V.K Lingam and Chief Judge went holidaying in New Zealand.
They apparently
- met in the same airport
- bumped into each other in the same hotel
- so happen to share a same van to travel around New Zealand
and
- constantly bumped into each other when travelling around New Zealand.

mmhhmmmmm.....


Funny-lah. They seem to meet each other everywhere.
As if they always bumped into each other!!!!
Ptuii!!!!!!






And when asked on whether Lingam was the one on the phone since the location is confirmed that it's his house....
He "couldn't" make it and his lawyers said:
-He looks like him.
-He sounds like him.
-He acts like him.
-He &*%^* like him.
-He walks like him.


That means....

THATS HIM!!!!!!

Unfortunately, they say its not him.
What the ^&%^%$#$%^*!!!!! You think judges will believe ar????
If they believe I sallute Malaysia.

School was on today.
Dang!!!!!!!!
Found out a strange connection:
Tiffany Oon is actually my Maths teacher's niece!
Still finding it strange.

IN THIS LIFE (HEAD OVER HEALS)
I love this song by Switchfoot.

Head over here and take me
Head over heels and aching
When I told you I was yours
I was yours

In this life, you're the one place I call home
In this life, you're the feeling I belong
In this life, you're the flower and the thorn
You're everything that's fair in love and war

I'm coming down like a gunshot
In all these battles I've fought
You're the mark I'm aiming for
I was yours

Head over heels

In this life I'm stubborn to the core
In this life I've been burning after more
We both know what these open arms are for
You're everything that's fair

In this life, you're my only one

Maths 101:
Interesting Wors Of Wisdom From The Mouth Of Oon (Mr. Oon to be more polite)

"Tell your parents that out of the 10+ subjects that you are taking, you'll surely get an A1. Why? Because Mr. Oon is teaching you all Maths."
                                     - Oon Peng Sean

"Everyone in 5Sc1 usually scores A1 because Mr. Oon is teaching. If one person from 5Sc1 doesn't get an A1, I'll pull off my pants and round around the school in my underpants."
                                    - Yet Again From Oon Peng Sean (Hasn't had the chance to do so since                                        everyone scores A1 for Maths)

" When you write my name on your exercise books, don't just write Mr. Oon. Write things like "Oon The Great",
"Oon My Idol", "Oon My Idol",  etc."

                                    - Oon Peng Sean, yet again"
*swt





An interesting dialog from the wise teacher with fellow 5Sc1-ian Kok Yee Sheng.
Mr. Oon   : So, what's your name?
Yee Sheng: Kok Yee Sheng.
Mr. Oon   : Got Christian name or not?
Yee Sheng: No.
Mr. Oon   : Then, I'll give you one. Your Christian name shall be Harry.

Harry Kok. Very funny, Mr. Oon.



More words of wisdom from Oon The Great later.
Ciao, man.

Well, first week of school is okay. Nothing special happened. Some teachers are okay, some are good, some are the same ol, same old, some are lousy. Got my own class. Yeah. Now I leave all my books at class now :D. BM, like all other years and I don't think that it will change, sucks. Tuitionwise, trimming down on tuition as a preventive measure from collapsing. Yeah, on my teachers:

Since BM is given so much importance, I shall write about it first. Taught by none other than Pn. Zurani. STPM BM marker. *****. One word about BM. SUCKS!!!
Dang, the teacher's so prejudice. Typical Malay. She first starts in Malay saying, "We all have come to this country. So, we have to learn Malay." SCREW you!!!! What do you think we all are???? Foreigners???? We all know that, you *****!!!!!!!

Next, English. Taught by En. Raja Zainal. Don;t really know. Might be lazy since he's only showed up for two classes. Can't write much.

Sejarah, mhhmm.... Taught by En. Amir. What can I say about it??? SUCKS!!!!! Got embarrassed on the first day when he proclaimed that I got 44% for Sejarah for the final term(lowest in the whole form, seriously, a chap from the first class getting marks lower than others in the lower classes).

Moral. mhmmmm.... Don't quite like it but what do you know? It's a compulsory subject. The teacher (Pn. Kuna). Quite good. But still. Subject's pretty much a bunch of hypocrisy.

Now, Mr. Oon Peng Seang ROCKS!!!!! Best, man! One of the great teachers of St. George's Institution. Claims that everyone in 5Sc1 scores an A1 for Maths because he teaches. If anyone doesn't get an A1 he'll pull off his pants and run around the school for around 3 rounds. So far, he hasn't done it yet. So I assume that everyone in 5Sc1 scores an A1.

Now, for the Science subjects....

EST. Not bad. Taught by the ferocious Cik Nurul Atikah Boo. Not as fierce as she used to be. No more stress, I guess. Classes are good. More discussion now since she has loosen up a little.

Add Maths. The only subject which I can score (Pretty wierd, eh? Since many fail). Mr. Loh is okayyyy.

Chemistry. No need to go for tuition. Pn. Hin rocks!!!!

Biology. Okaylah. Don't think that I've anything to say.
Physics's not bad. Can tolerate. Mr. Yee also rocks!!!!

So there you have it. A brief summary on my teachers. Will update later on the Words of Wisdom From Oon The Great (as he wants to be known).

Okay....
I've decided to have a recap on what happened during the year 2007 (Not likely to be in order, just listing out by memory). So here I go............................
- South Korean missionaries are kidnapped by Al-Qaeda. Does the stupidest thing in the world by    torturing them as the only thing they want to do is help.
- MPs make sexist remarks.
- The RM9 mil cop inspires many chinese to join the police force in hope of earning lots and LOTS
   of money.
- Our nation finally has someone that literally meninggal dunia wo is none other than our very
   own Sheikh Muszaphar.
- A man got his scrotum bitten by a dog. Thankfully, nothing more got chomped off.
- Britney Spears shaves her head, goes wild, loses custody of her children and goes to rehab.
- Britney's sister Jamie Lynn turns out to be a naughty girl as well. Turns out that she's    pregnant.
- Benazir Bhutto gets assasinated.
- Can't think of any right now

My 'beloved' twin has kindly tagged me and well, I'll have to do my first tag. So, after much persuasion (I easily get persuaded, though) and the need to waste time, here I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name : Lim Ern Wei

Spell your name without vowels : Lm Rn W

Natural hair color : Black (Though green is not bad)

Do you ever lie about your age?- Can asking people to guess my age be considered lying?

Initials?- LEW

Eye color?- black

What’s your height? Are you comfortable with your height?- 183cm. To grow or not to grow? That is the question.

Mood?- Random. I'm like an old woman who undergoes menopause (As my friend puts it, not that I'm very informative) which has many mood swings.

How many pairs of jeans do you own?- 2

Can you dance?-Dei, I'm 'kayu' to dance lah. But I can do the 'Robot' thanks to my 'kayuness'.

Are you musically talented?- Can say. I play the piano, guitar and bass guitar. Singing counted?

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?- No. But I hope that someone does.

Did you have braces?- No. I got perfect teeth.

Who did you hug today?- My brother, my mother, my father.

On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?- 8. But I don't spend. Call me stingy but yeah, I'm stingy.

Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?- Unless I'm a cross-dresser/broken-wrist/'elek thambi'

Do you own any big sunglasses?- I used to wear glasses.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?- 30 minutes

What are you thinking about?- er.....

When was the last time you felt stupid?- A few days ago.

Who did you last yell at?- My undang-undang certificate when I mysteriously failed

Do you swear/curse?- Used to.

Do you ever spit?- Eww. What do you think your surroundings are? A handkerchief????

Do you ever make your own food?- Yes

You do your own chores?- Yes (cheh wah)

Flowers or chocs?- Chocs. Preferably the 100% ones.

Lust or love?- Love

M&Ms or Skittles?- M&Ms

Staying up late or waking up early?- Both

Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?- 2 best friends

Nervous habits?- Shaking legs, shivering, vommiting, stiffness, dan lain-lain.

Can you roll your tongue?- If you consider rolling it with the help of my hands, yes.

Can you raise one eyebrow?- Who can't

Can u cross your eyes?- xD. There. I just did it.

Do you make your bed daily?- No. I love the sight of an unmade bed.

Did you have a new year's resolution this year?- Yes. By not making anymore resolutions.

Who kissed you at midnight?- The atmosphere

Are you mixed? - Is Hokien and Hakka considered mixed?

Do you like the rain?- Why not???

Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?- Countless times.

What year did/will you graduate from high school?- 2008

Can you honestly say you love me no matter what?- If I have the guts, yes.

Been on a diet?- They say that I need to gain weight, not lose it.

Do you like hot chocolate?- I love anything with chocolate.

What's your favorite sport?- Football, basketball, volleyball.

What did you have for dinner last night?- Fried rice.

Do you have plants in your room?- I have a toy plant.

Whats your favorite Starbucks drink?- I've been depending on Copykat recipes

How many things in your past do you regret?- Many.

Have you ever felt like killing somebody?- Countless times.

Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?- Many.

Did you forgive them? God said "Thou shalt forgice". So I forgave.

Have you ever skipped school? When I have sports training, then yes.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?- A few years ago.

Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head? - Yes

Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were
right?- The opposite happens to me. Tragic.


DO YOU:

Believe in God?- Yes.

Had a dream come true?- No. The opposite happens

Read the newspaper?- For the comics. I now depend on BBC and CNN.

Get enough sleep everyday?- Yeah.

Have a best friend?- Yeah.

Wish on stars?- What kind of idiot would do that???


True of False :

I am a cuddler – false
I am a morning person – true
I am a perfectionist – false
I am an only child – false
I am Catholic – false
I am currently in my pajamas - true
I am currently single – true. And I'm loving it.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart – false
I am okay at styling other people’s hair –Don't you dare touch my %^$^ hair!!!!!
I am left handed – true
I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - false
I bite my nails – true
I can be paranoid at times – true.
When I get mad I curse frequently -Used to.
I like someone – true
I enjoy country music - true
I enjoy jazz music – true
I enjoy smoothies – false
I enjoy talking on the phone – false
I have a pet –false
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal – true
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person – false
I have been told that I am smart - true
I get higher than C’s in school – BM, Sejarah and Moral are notable exceptions
I have broken a bone – true, while playing football.
I have Caller I.D. on my phone - true
I have bathed/showered with someone – true. Fine. I was 2.
I have changed a diaper – true
I have changed a lot over the past year – false
I have done something illegal – true
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair – false
I have had surgery – true
I have killed another person – false
I have had my hair cut within the last week - false
I have had the cops called on me – false

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU

Gotten sick?- No

Been hugged?- Yes

Felt stupid?- Yes

Talked to an ex?- Brudder, I have been single for 16 years lah.

Missed someone?- Yes

Failed a test?- Yes.

Danced?- No

Gotten your hair cut?- No

Lied?- Yes

HAVE YOU EVER,

Said "I Love you"?- Yes

Given money to a homeless person?- Nope

Waited all night for a phone call?- nope

Have u sat and just gazed at the stars?- No

Seen someone die?- Wish I could. That would be so cool!!!

Been on an airplane?- If it's the past two months, then yes.

Missed someone so much it hurt?- nope

Ever have a near death experience?- nope

Been to the ER?- No. Lst time I went was four years ago.

Been in a car-related incident?- no

Sung in the shower?- When the moon turns dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, blue.

Laughed so hard you cried?- yes


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:

What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?-How they behave.

Who was your Valentine?- No one.

Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?- What do you think I am??? Some gay idiot???

Have you ever been in a serious relationship?- No

Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?- Brudder, I have been single for 16 years

Do you like anyone?- Yes

Do they know it?- No

What is your all-time favorite romance movie?- Enchanted

Had a Long Distance Relationship?- No

Do you believe the statement, "once a cheater always a cheater"?- nope

Do you believe in the saying "once a player, always a player"?- nope

Are you a player?- I'm hopeless when it comes to that part.

Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?- Must tell you how many times??? I'm NOT gay!!!!!!!!

Do you believe in love at first sight?- No. Lust at first sight. Yes. It happens in movies so often.

At what age did you start noticing the opposite gender?- How would I know???

Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have him?- I'm NOT gay!!!!!

Do you know someone who likes you?- No

Have you ever fallen for your opposite sex best friend?- ew...

Are you afraid of commitment?- not really

Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships in your life?- nope

Have you ever had your heart broken?- nope

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yes, It was during Physics class. Fooling around.

Met someone special?- not yet

Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?- I'm NOT gay!!!! Enwei ar... Why did you tag me???? All these questions are for girls lah!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if you received a long love letter?- Hide, lock the doors and then read it.

Group dates or single dates?- I don't believe in dating. I believe in friending and courting. Learnt that at NSCFL Camp.

Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?- I've seen it with my own eyes.

On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?- 0. Why??? Because I'm a guy!!! Bwahahaha!

In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?- I'm a guy lah. What do you expect.

Would you date a guy shorter than you?- Do I have to repeat myself???

Do you like to hold hands?- yes.

What is the youngest you would date?- Any age but not 7 or more.

What is the oldest you would date?- 1-3. My friend dated a girl 3 years older than him. SO I say 3.

Do you like making eye contact?- nope

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?- Enwei, Enwei, Enwei.

Do you fall in love easily? I'm not so lovey-dovey/romantic type.


This is based on your best friends.

Do you have a best friend?- Yeah.

Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?- Yes

Who was the last person you hugged?- My brother.

Who’s the loudest?- Me!!!!

Who’s the quietest?- Jethro. Can hear needle drop wan.

Who makes you smile?- Everyone

Who have you known the longest?- Chan Leong. I've been his classmate since when? I think primary school.

Who is the funniest?- Foo Mun

Who is the sweetest?- Me??? Cheh wah

Who is the most responsible?- Wil Shern

Who is the craziest?- Soon Cheon, Havin, Foo Mun.

Who can you talk to about anything and everything?- Foo Mun.

Who is always there for you?- All of them, I guess.

Who’s the tallest?- me!!! I wonder whether Geet is catching up????


Now, tag 5 of them angels or boys.- fellow angels
Eu Vin
Fern Yi
Brian Cheah 
Esther Lian
Mei Yan

Yes!!!!! I passed my undang-undang!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!
47 out of 50. Yeah, baby.

Wishing all fellow readers a Blessed Christmas.

I've actually baked Gingerbread with my cousins a week ago but due to some interruptions/laziness I have finally decided to blog about Christmas cookies. Baked some as you can see, and there are a few interesting ones that we decorated:


I have no idea why I did this.
My cousin did this. Looks like some sort of Mexican wrestler.
My cousin also did this: Gingerbread Spongebob
I did this: Gingerbread PacMan that is busy swallowing those dots it eats in the game
I used the broken gingerbread cookies and made it look like this.
Poor guy.

Here's another one.


Last but not least......














TADA!!!!!!!!
I will not disclose who did it but yeah, someone made a sexy gingerbread man. Haha.
Anyway, have a blessed Christmas.

Alright here's a tag bout photos cant fulfill many of them so my apologies to anyone in particular who don't likey. =)

*Last picture taken of yourself.

*taken by?
Fern Yi, my sis. 

*When was it taken?
Ocean Park, Hong Kong. 

*A picture of you with your friends

*When was it taken?
YLDP 2007 

*Who are they?
(L-R) Michael Sam, me, Nicholas Aw

*A picture of you in a fitting room
Now, won't that be kinda gay for a guy to do that. Skip

*Where was it?
 I said SKIP, dangit. Don;t you know what the meaning of skip means???

*A picture of you with x'mas tree or x'mas deco
 
Low quality, I know, but who cares. It's cheeky photo.

*A picture of you doing peace sign
I don't like peace signs. I prefer to pose with a Mercedes Benz sign. I don't have a photo but I'll get it done soon.

Does this count?
Define 'does this count'. 

*A picture of you in B&W

I don't know whether it's a Benz but it wouldn't hurt, right?

*A picture of you in school uniform ( if graduated, get it from your report card)
 
Nice, eh.

*A picture of you doing weird things

KKB NS Camp Site. Jumping into the communal baths taking gay pictures when we're not
supposed too. 

*what were you doing?
What me? It was monkeys running around in the male bathrooms. Not gays camwhoring.
Well stop blaming me, will you? I'm a good boy. xD

*A picture of you wearing pink
Not gay enough. 

*A picture of you wearing black

At home: Christmas 2004. Hugging my cousin Xi Min in an ungayly manner. 

*A picture of you wearing orange
Skip

*A picture of you wearing red
Skip.

That's all. I wanna tag... Sarah Chen, Jasmine Tai, Eu Vin=)

I flunked my 'undang-undang'. Hard to believe that, right? Well, it did happen. A 38 out of 50. Marvelous. Going to get a lecture from Dr. Lim and Mrs. Lim for failing. And RM30 out of my pocket for failing.

Darren, whoever you are but I know that you're from YDLP and that you're Daphne's cousin but...
Please stop stalking girls.
You know who it is or who you are.
When they say stop.
You stop.
You don't continue SMSing that girl.
You don't lose temper because you can't contact that girl because some idiot 
took the phone because they so happen to share that very same phone.
You don't simply SMS that idiot again and again because he was attending a driving permit class.
You don't continue bugging that idiot.
So please,
If you really like that girl you're,
Please stop stalking that girl.
You're wasting your time, money and credit.
If they say stop.
You stop.
Why?
Because it's a man's job to make a girl happy.
You do whatever it takes to make them happy.
Even if they ask you to sever their ties with them.
Not continuing stalking that girl in hope that they will in the end like you because they will not.
So Stop.
I hope you will because it's not healthy.
I hope that you are reading this so you know how annoyed the girl and the idiot is.
Thank you.

To commemorate the 100th post of my blog, I will blog about YLDP!!!!!!!

YLDP Rocks!!!!!! Nuff said.
The presence of God was really there. The sessions there were also very good. Especially by the one and only Pastor Daniel Singh. And when the Lord's presence was around and it was so strong! Really, it was really something. James Ong got elected as president with Ruth Wong and Lawrence as vice. Sad thing is, our beloved Pastorpher is going to step down after 4 years in the youth ministry. He's going to pastor two churches. Well, we have to continue praying, especially if we one to realise the vision of a revival in Malaysia.

Two words for Enchanted: DAMN GOOD.

The show opens up like any other Disney fairytale movie. The book opens up and the narrator narrates. Finally, some 2D animation!!!! After a long time, they finally have 2D animation. It's very little but good enough. It's been a while since watching some of it. Anyway, the show is brilliant and enchanting. It parodies lots of Disney classics such as Snow White (the singing attract the attention of animals part and the poisonous apples), The Sleeping Beauty (how Queen Narissa turns into a dragon), dan lain-lain. Pip the chipmunk is so adorable and Amy Adams is wonderful as the naive Giselle. The songs in the movie are also brilliant. You should watch it for yourselves. No wonder Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 93%. Sad to say, our cold-hearted, no-joy, dead and idiotic Malaysian critics who don't seem to find it wonderful perfectly fits the bill of the what Rotten Tomatoes critic Tim Brayton labels them as he said
"If the mere notion of Disney returning to their roots doesn't at least bring a tiny bit of a smile to your face, then you are, I'm sorry, completely dead inside."
Don't listen to what the Malaysian critics say about Enchanted. Go watch it. It's good!!!!

NSCFL Camp was a blast!!!!! Though I was the only one from Taiping and to a further extent, Perak, I still enjoyed myself, made new friends, and more importantly, the presence of the Holy Spirit. I know I'm more than one week late posting this. I haven't even brought my clothes out from camp yet to iron. xD. Anyway, here's my life at STM for six days.

Day 1 (November 19)
I was stuck in the bus. The bus took a one hour break. ONE HOUR!!!!!! I slept during that one hour and I was still there!!!! What the.... Anyway, I got to finally watch Pirates Of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest. I know I'm outdated but I just watched Enchanted, okay. Anyway, After 5 hours, I finally reach STM. Bathed, ate dinner, met my group, etc. The session at night was good. Uncle Earn Soo talked about how God can use anyone to do something great. After the session I went to bed because I was tired from the long journey.

Day 2 (November 20)
Second day was a busy day. Had plenary sessions and a workshop. Sieh Jin took one plenary session and Uncle Jason took another. For the workshop, Samuel took the workshop. People said he did it differently than the speaker last year but I don't know because this is actually my first time here. The workshop was like something to class every one's characteristics. Very good. And the plenary sessions were on how to make the SCF work. The theme talk was also good. This time it was on how important it is to consecrate and to be Holy. It really struck me because I'm not so sure how to explain it. Thought I was the only Form 4 here but there were many. Yay!!!

Day 3 (November 21)
The third day was interesting. As everyone could volunteered to be in the worship team, so did I. Played the piano.Not to say fanastic but everyone could worship the Lord with all their hearts.
We had to do a garden lunch. Went perfectly well despite Pandora's Box being almost opened quite a few times. Wanted to make the officers sit in the hot sun while we campers enjoy the shade but it didn't turn out :( Uncle Jason not only took the plenary session but the workshop as well. It was 'BGR"!!!! Self explanatory but a lot of funny incidence which is too long to explain came out. Theme talk was also good.

Day 4 (November 22)
Workshops again was fantastic. Sieh Jin's old schoolmate took the session. On the importance of christian teachers. We were challenged on being teachers. Another carrier option I can consider for the future. The theme talk (the last one) that night struck me the most when he said if the salt is still salty and doesn't come out of the salt shaker, what good is it. True. I mean, if you don't evangelize, what good is it?

Day 5 (November 23)
Today was fasting and praying. FASTING. Means no food. Was very good. Prayed for school and nation. And the officers had to wash our feet. And in turn wash theirs like how Jesus washed his disciples feet. After that, Break fast. Relieve, actually. Could finally eat. The 'prom' night was good. Had funny 'syok-sendiri' plays. Veryone except two groups did the same thing. American Idol - style sketch. Quite boring after a while but there were good ones like the the fake beatboxing and volume-guy. Stayed up till 1.

Day 6 (November 24)
Left early. About 10.30 a.m. Pity. Although it was the last day, didn't get to spend the remainding time with my new found buds. Oh well. Had a good time, though.

I've been rather lazy to post but now I've decided to post on my trip to Hong Kong and Shenzhen. Yeah, I'll get back to criticizing everything another day. So, I went with my parents and two brothers and my sister via SIA. Watched quite a bunch of movies while flying namely Simpsons Movie (funny but stupid), Underdog (not so good movie) and Stardust (the best movie I watched while on the plane). Managed to catch up on the latest movies. Food was splendid as well. They had this beef and rice thing specially made from this Hong Kong restaurant. Well, here's what I can write on the aeroplane.
The Good : - Could catch up on movies.
- Great food.
The bad : - Restrooms were always occupied.
The worst: - My brother vomited during the whole journey through and fro.

We arrived at Hong Kong and stayed the night at a family friend's place. The next day, Shenzhen. Quite interesting place. A lot of cheap stuff. Especially food. Ate like anything. Windows aka. 世界窗口. Can read Chinese? After going there, now I can. The cultural village was also good. When there the whole day, just like 世界窗口. Spent too much of my energy during the morning and didn't really follow what the people were saying due to tiredness. Performances were wonderful. And it was free!!!! In Malaysia you'll usually pay RM120 for this and you'll get the back seat. At Windows Of the World, I only paid 20 yuan (RM10) for front seats xD. Boarded the underground train a lot which is known as Metro aka. 地铁. Practically used the Metro as a primary source of transportation. Shenzhen food is nice. Especially the dim sum. Bumped into a Chinese Muslim eatery. Pretty interesting as he guy made noodles on the spot. Considered pricey for China standards but for 12 yuan (RM6) a large plate of beef noodles was really worth it.
The Good: - Cheap food.
- Efficient public transport. Not like Malaysia. Malaysia, you've got a lot to learn.
The Bad : - Everything was in Chinese. Argh!!!!! Couldn't read!!!!!!
The Worst: - At times didn't get what were they saying. Their accent very different compared
to us.

After four days at Shenzhen, come Hong Kong. Nice roaming around Hong Kong Island and New Territories. Disneyland was only okay. Very kiddy like. Disneyland Anaheim beats Disneyland Hong Kong a million gazillion times. Ocean Park had an inferior impersonation of the SeaWorld performances. Didn't understand what they were saying. Everything was in Cantonese. Argh!!!
The Good: - Hong Kong Island was interesting.
- Lots of chicks. Not all pretty but the Chinese-American and American ex pats are
hot!! You heard me. Not like the Hong Kong and China ah lians/lala muis. There
were some Japanese students at Disneyland Hong Kong as well. About 1-2 of them
were cute xD.
The Bad : - Everything is expensive. The Munchy's cookies that Malaysia exports to Hong
Kong is so much more expensive than in Malaysia. About RM3-4 more expensive.
The Worst: - Everything's so small!!!!! They cram everything into little spaces. People are
forced to hang their laundry outside the balcony.
- Everythings in Chinese!!!! And they speak Cantonese!!!!! Me don't understand
Cantonese!!!!!
- Some really stressed out Hong Kongers. They'll swear at anything. Luckily I only
bumped into them once.

You can check on my photos but I uploaded them all on Facebook. DeviantArt's a bit too tedious to upload. So get your Facebook account if you want to see them. If you intend on insisting on not using Facebook, then I'll try to upload it on DeviantArt.

Came back from Hong Kong. Nice and cold. Had lots of dim sum at both Hong Kong and Shenzhen. Had chinses muslim food at Shenzhen as well. Interesting. Freezing at 10 degrees. It was so cold my jacket couldn't even keep me warm. Quite late now. I'll upload the pictures on my Zorpia and Deviantart web pages later. Right now I've uploaded my Hong Kong pics up on Facebook. Feel free
to check it out.

http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=39938
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/IK07Ae01.html
http://usa.mediamonitors.net/content/view/full/46561
http://usa.mediamonitors.net/content/view/full/46561
http://asiasentinel.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=848&Itemid=31

Check these web sites out. Shows how much our beloved Government is flawed. Such a shame. Being a democratic country, just what the ********** are they doing? And covering up the mess they made on they've made. Pretty much sounds like China. Sigh. Usually local news covers news more than foreign countries but what the h***?!?!? It's the other way round!!!!

Headlines are self-explanatory. I guess that Ramli bugger/burger guy sure has inspired many, especially the Chinese, to join the police force. Funny actually since I predicted that in my last post and surprise, surprise, it came true in the form of yesterday's newspaper. According to the papers, MCA Youth reckons that they are "Slowly, slowly we are breaking the all of resistance". They find the statistics encouraging, thinking that they are joining for a good cause. Well, surprise, surprise, I think they're trying to get a shot at being a RM27 mil cop. Well done, Ramli. For inspiring many, especially the Chinese, to join the police force to be just like you.

Comm Datuk Ramli Yusoff
The cop who is worth at an approximate RM27 mil. Quite a good reason to get us chinese to get into the police force. Maybe the intake of chinese police will increase by say 400%? Because we chinese want to work for one simple request: 'MONEY!' Hey, no offence. I'm chinese but that's a fac many accept. Dang, I wonder how that Ramli guy got so much money? I thought police lived on RM270 a month. Not RM27 mil in one shot.

The country wants unity. Everyone wants unity, right? Even I want unity. But I don't think its possible nowadays. Especially with idiots as politicians everywhere. Watching local news content is stupid getting people like this bugger screaming "Bodoh! Bodoh! Bodoh!"



He looks kinda 'bodoh' himself, though.



I pity our prime minister. Always trying to find ways to get everyone in unity only for buggers to destroy it.


* Pictures courtesy (actually plagiarised) from Andrew. Thanks, ya! xD 

Pretty bored now.
Just recovered from a high fever. Yeah, so I missed two papers today. Curing my boredom with Relient K. You should listen to them. Damn good.

Saturday, October 20th 2007. The day MYFers from Taiping Wesley decided to have a 'gotong-royong' at our newly extended church. We cleaned the second-floor, the first-floor and the ground-floor. But all the aunties and mothers complain that it isn't clean enough (the ground-floor. What do they think who we are???) Well, here are the pics I got courtesy from Choong Huey Shern (Amy).


The church before cleaning.

Washing the floor and figuring out how to get the water out of that area. Dang, they forgot to build make a hole for the drain!

Our beloved Bryan who fervently is trying to get the best pose for the cameragirl (Huey Shern).



And what Huey Shern labelled me in her blog....
*drum roll....



Ketua Janitor

Yes! She labelled me so. Not some name that I created that will make me 'perasan' or 'syok sendiri'.

It's been almost 10 days or so for our very own space dude(no specific name yet but many call a Malaysian astronaut as a can-or-not. Though there are claims that he is just going as a space tourist). Sure theres tons of joy but many are wondering: Why the *#^$&@^ is The Government pouring in RM 25 million just to send someone to space? Initially, he was to eat roti canai, drink teh tarik and play five stones in space, come down to Earth and get his ******* Datukship. He is going to get a Datukship after all. Don't know why Malays enjoy Datukships a lot. Makes many assume that they are grandparents. Anyway, now he has gone to space to conduct experiments. Weapons of mass destruction, perhaps? Well, let's see what they do, shall we?

Yes!!!!!!! I finally got to watch Transformers!!!!! Finally, after 3 months and several missed chances I got to watch it. Damn good I must say. But I feel sorry for Michael Bay though, since I watched it from a pirated DVD xD
Oh well, I better get the original DVD to support him and Transformers. Hope they make a sequel.

Is Moral Education Necessary?

That's a hot topic right now.

In my opinion, it is a subject for hypocrites. Even this classmate of mine that got expelled got an A for his Moral. You call this 'faggot' a 'morally-well'. While those who fail are morally-ill? What kind of madness is this? Wake up Malaysia, Moral Education doesn't judge how 'morally-behaved' a student is! Memorising definitions like "keyakinan bahawa wujudnya Tuhan sebagai pencipta alam dan mematuhi segala suruhan-Nya berlandaskan agama masing dan prinsip Rukun Negara" aint gonna make someone 'morally behaved'. It makes students become hypocrites. Even my 'Moral teacher' doesn't like Moral Education. It's just a f***ing to make non-Malays suffer. Is that your motive????? You want non-Malays to suffer????

Yes!!!!! My modems back!!!! After 3 weeks not really out in the cold, I'm back.!!! Speaking of that, I had 5 periods straight of chemistry. Yes you read that right, FIVE!!!!! Well, what to do. But I'm dang jealous because my sis just finished her PMR today. Well, I had my turn. What to do? Test starts on Monday with BM and English. Hope I'll survive.

Damn!!! Modem still not fixed yet. At my aunt's house right now. Blogging because I'm kinda bored now. Haven't found anything interesting to blog actually. Just plain bored. Nothing much so if you want to chat then you'll have to wait. Final term soming soon.

WANTED

Yoong Yook Yam
Wanted for possessing biological weapons. These 'weapons' has caused many to succumb to Dengue Fever. Likened as Mao Zedong as she makes all classes look the same. Be careful. She has swept all the school's Dengue Fever cases under the carpet. Very, very dangerous principal(notice the small 'p').

WANTED &*@#$%^#^&

mhhmmmmm......

Today is Merdeka!!!!!!
From these 50 years from independence, lets see what has our country done to offer:











Firstly, there is the SmartTag(no picture),













Then, there are smart schools aka. sekolah bestari (also no picture)











mhmm
How about Smart Government? That'll be good. considering the stupendous comments they have been making. ex. 'Bocor' remarks.

Two things to say about Monday's St. John which was titled "N-Joy Camp".








No-Joy!!!!!!!!!




The camp, showered with droplets from heaven, signalled the end of the camp. As our 'smart' President thought that there was no need for backup (indoor games), no activities took place from 2.30 p.m. to 10.00 p.m. (yes the rain lasted that long). Desperate for ideas to entertain the campers, we slept(yes, we needed rest for the best part at night). Thus, sleep was needed.

Funny thing was, the night's big event(GhostBusters), the campers got the fright of their lives seeing me covered in a blanket sheet with holes for me to see and breathe. But there was this guy who commented how badly made the costume was. Also saw a drunk driver knock a small tree that day too.

Guess that pretty summed up N-Joy/No-Joy Camp.

Came back from Cameron Highlands. Nice trip. Didn't expect to meet Carolyn and Joycelyn there (especially those whom I met at YouthQuake except David and Andrew Lim and Ling). Waitng for Joyce to give me the pics. One of the rare times I enjoy going to Cameron Highlands.




Then there

Something I found on Chee Eng's Blog. One of the comments on the Taliban:

Oh shit. the war is coming to Malaysia soon. If south Korea attacks the Talibans, Osama will take the chance to attack Korea. As we all know, There’s talk that North Korea and South Korea would be joining together. So if Korea is attacked my Osama and Taliban, North Korea would Nuclear Afghanistan.The surrounding Islam country would be really pissed and attacked North Korea.

When they found out that Christianity is involved, they will take this opportunity to attack Israel. The Muslim Union shall join forces and declare war on Christianity. Malaysia, after so many years, got fed up and attacked Israel too. Here comes the mighty USA coming to their rescue. USA attacked all the Muslim country that is involved.

China, who has nothing to do with this, started supplying food for both war party. As we all know in the recent news, there are suspicious of China food as toxic food. Both war party military force ended up with food poisoning. By then, the Muslim country has given up because after food poisoning, they are unable to pray 5 times a day.

and the story goes on…

Been collecting my resources from newspapers and the Net on the 23 kidnapped Christian Aid Workers:

On July 19, 2007, 23 South Korean Protestant Christian aid workers are captured by the Taliban from a public bus travelling in the Ghazni Province, from Kandahar to Kabul, and held hostage.
On 25 July one of the South Korean hostages is killed. South Korea's foreign ministry identifies the victim as 42-year-old South Korean pastor Bae Hyung-kyu, who is the leader of the group.
On 29 July a final deadline is set by the Taliban for July 30 0730 GMT.
On 30 July the Taliban extends the deadline for the seventh time by 4 hours to 1130 GMT to give Afghan officials more time to negotiate.
A Taliban spokesperson later claims that another male hostage is shot dead because the government has not acceded to the group's demands. This is later confirmed when the body of 29-year-old Shim Sung-min is found in the village of Arzoo (50 miles from where the kidnapping took place).
On 31 July the deadline is extended to August 1 0730 GMT.

Just what the %$!^@#$ are they doing?

Reading the newpapers recently, I collected my sources on the 23 Korean Christian Aid Workers from 19 July 2007 up to now. 

On July 19, 2007, 23 South Korean Protestant Christian aid workers are captured by the Taliban from a public bus travelling in the Ghazni Province, from Kandahar to Kabul, and held hostage.
On 25 July one of the South Korean hostages is killed. South Korea's foreign ministry identifies the victim as 42-year-old South Korean pastor Bae Hyung-kyu, who is the leader of the group .
On 29 July a final deadline is set by the Taliban for July 30 0730 GMT.
On 30 July the Taliban extends the deadline for the seventh time by 4 hours to 1130 GMT to give Afghan officials more time to negotiate[3]. A Taliban spokesperson later claims that another male hostage is shot dead because the government has not acceded to the group's demands. This is later confirmed when the body of 29-year-old Shim Sung-min is found in the village of Arzoo (50 miles from where the kidnapping took place).
On 31 July the deadline is extended to August 1 0730 GMT.

Just what the $!%^#@ are they doing?