CHINA COACH SWIMMING TRAINING IS SHITTY: DEAL WITH IT

Ladies and gentlemen,
That is the truth.
My muscles are aching like never before and and I have to get up at 5 in the moring for training and then more training at night.
I think I wanna quit
=(

Rather busy.....
Got to prepare for BM Oral. What to talk on???? Chua Soi Lek???? Lingam????
Argh!!!!!
Also got to play for worship at MYF.
Another, yet-again, last minute call-up.
Fooooh!!!!!


And another word of wisdom from Mr. Oon Peang Sean:
"Election and Erection are two different things. Poor Chua Soi Lek. Couldn't differentiate the two. He had an erection before the elections."

TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Funny thing that I read on the papers regarding the Kiwi V.K-tioning (pun intended).
It's basically a tale in which V.K Lingam and Chief Judge went holidaying in New Zealand.
They apparently
- met in the same airport
- bumped into each other in the same hotel
- so happen to share a same van to travel around New Zealand
and
- constantly bumped into each other when travelling around New Zealand.

mmhhmmmmm.....


Funny-lah. They seem to meet each other everywhere.
As if they always bumped into each other!!!!
Ptuii!!!!!!






And when asked on whether Lingam was the one on the phone since the location is confirmed that it's his house....
He "couldn't" make it and his lawyers said:
-He looks like him.
-He sounds like him.
-He acts like him.
-He &*%^* like him.
-He walks like him.


That means....

THATS HIM!!!!!!

Unfortunately, they say its not him.
What the ^&%^%$#$%^*!!!!! You think judges will believe ar????
If they believe I sallute Malaysia.

School was on today.
Dang!!!!!!!!
Found out a strange connection:
Tiffany Oon is actually my Maths teacher's niece!
Still finding it strange.

IN THIS LIFE (HEAD OVER HEALS)
I love this song by Switchfoot.

Head over here and take me
Head over heels and aching
When I told you I was yours
I was yours

In this life, you're the one place I call home
In this life, you're the feeling I belong
In this life, you're the flower and the thorn
You're everything that's fair in love and war

I'm coming down like a gunshot
In all these battles I've fought
You're the mark I'm aiming for
I was yours

Head over heels

In this life I'm stubborn to the core
In this life I've been burning after more
We both know what these open arms are for
You're everything that's fair

In this life, you're my only one

Maths 101:
Interesting Wors Of Wisdom From The Mouth Of Oon (Mr. Oon to be more polite)

"Tell your parents that out of the 10+ subjects that you are taking, you'll surely get an A1. Why? Because Mr. Oon is teaching you all Maths."
                                     - Oon Peng Sean

"Everyone in 5Sc1 usually scores A1 because Mr. Oon is teaching. If one person from 5Sc1 doesn't get an A1, I'll pull off my pants and round around the school in my underpants."
                                    - Yet Again From Oon Peng Sean (Hasn't had the chance to do so since                                        everyone scores A1 for Maths)

" When you write my name on your exercise books, don't just write Mr. Oon. Write things like "Oon The Great",
"Oon My Idol", "Oon My Idol",  etc."

                                    - Oon Peng Sean, yet again"
*swt





An interesting dialog from the wise teacher with fellow 5Sc1-ian Kok Yee Sheng.
Mr. Oon   : So, what's your name?
Yee Sheng: Kok Yee Sheng.
Mr. Oon   : Got Christian name or not?
Yee Sheng: No.
Mr. Oon   : Then, I'll give you one. Your Christian name shall be Harry.

Harry Kok. Very funny, Mr. Oon.



More words of wisdom from Oon The Great later.
Ciao, man.

Well, first week of school is okay. Nothing special happened. Some teachers are okay, some are good, some are the same ol, same old, some are lousy. Got my own class. Yeah. Now I leave all my books at class now :D. BM, like all other years and I don't think that it will change, sucks. Tuitionwise, trimming down on tuition as a preventive measure from collapsing. Yeah, on my teachers:

Since BM is given so much importance, I shall write about it first. Taught by none other than Pn. Zurani. STPM BM marker. *****. One word about BM. SUCKS!!!
Dang, the teacher's so prejudice. Typical Malay. She first starts in Malay saying, "We all have come to this country. So, we have to learn Malay." SCREW you!!!! What do you think we all are???? Foreigners???? We all know that, you *****!!!!!!!

Next, English. Taught by En. Raja Zainal. Don;t really know. Might be lazy since he's only showed up for two classes. Can't write much.

Sejarah, mhhmm.... Taught by En. Amir. What can I say about it??? SUCKS!!!!! Got embarrassed on the first day when he proclaimed that I got 44% for Sejarah for the final term(lowest in the whole form, seriously, a chap from the first class getting marks lower than others in the lower classes).

Moral. mhmmmm.... Don't quite like it but what do you know? It's a compulsory subject. The teacher (Pn. Kuna). Quite good. But still. Subject's pretty much a bunch of hypocrisy.

Now, Mr. Oon Peng Seang ROCKS!!!!! Best, man! One of the great teachers of St. George's Institution. Claims that everyone in 5Sc1 scores an A1 for Maths because he teaches. If anyone doesn't get an A1 he'll pull off his pants and run around the school for around 3 rounds. So far, he hasn't done it yet. So I assume that everyone in 5Sc1 scores an A1.

Now, for the Science subjects....

EST. Not bad. Taught by the ferocious Cik Nurul Atikah Boo. Not as fierce as she used to be. No more stress, I guess. Classes are good. More discussion now since she has loosen up a little.

Add Maths. The only subject which I can score (Pretty wierd, eh? Since many fail). Mr. Loh is okayyyy.

Chemistry. No need to go for tuition. Pn. Hin rocks!!!!

Biology. Okaylah. Don't think that I've anything to say.
Physics's not bad. Can tolerate. Mr. Yee also rocks!!!!

So there you have it. A brief summary on my teachers. Will update later on the Words of Wisdom From Oon The Great (as he wants to be known).

Okay....
I've decided to have a recap on what happened during the year 2007 (Not likely to be in order, just listing out by memory). So here I go............................
- South Korean missionaries are kidnapped by Al-Qaeda. Does the stupidest thing in the world by    torturing them as the only thing they want to do is help.
- MPs make sexist remarks.
- The RM9 mil cop inspires many chinese to join the police force in hope of earning lots and LOTS
   of money.
- Our nation finally has someone that literally meninggal dunia wo is none other than our very
   own Sheikh Muszaphar.
- A man got his scrotum bitten by a dog. Thankfully, nothing more got chomped off.
- Britney Spears shaves her head, goes wild, loses custody of her children and goes to rehab.
- Britney's sister Jamie Lynn turns out to be a naughty girl as well. Turns out that she's    pregnant.
- Benazir Bhutto gets assasinated.
- Can't think of any right now