http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manglish

Found some funny terms in Manglish. Never knew.

Check it out.

My brother's test paper. It's interesting by the way he spells words like mouth as 'mauf'. Check the rest of it.

Argh!!!! I got struck down with RES (Red-eye Syndrome) aka. Conjunctivitis. How did I get it? My brother touched someone with conjunctivitis and spread it to me. Blurred vision right now. Can't really see what I'm typing. Please comment if any spelling is wrong. Thanks, ya.

I was reading my cousins blog and I stumbled across his post on the Lina Joy case.
What the &%@#% are they thinking!!!!!!!! They just got the whole world talking about us, man. And all our leaders go on defending the decision by using their old fashion ways. Speaking about freedom of religion, come on!

Life Of The Poor, Beaten, Down Secretariat ( Just kidding, really) During The AGM/ASM CSMA
(College of Surgeons Malaysia Association)
1. Getting freebies (free buffet breakfast/lunch/dinner, free bags/pens/stuff, etc.)
2. Being able to listen to interesting/boring talks and free papers.
3. Finding out that your f***ing uncle is going to speak on how good some medicine is on the last dot.
4. Listening to the f***ing uncle showing off how good he is in front of the other doctors when he is a total *)&*()^&)*(&&^$#!*.
5. Free dinner.

Well, I'll show you soon how fat am I due to excessive eating/no exercise.

MYF Camp was good. First time I'm not sulking over. Pastor Daniel Singh, who spoke at the first YP Camp I went to at 2002(Kuala Kangsar), spoke at the MYF Camp. Very powerful and passionate speaker. Man, I felt so touched when he shared his testimony. Being a convert is very hard. I can see that clearly in most of my friends. Most importantly, the youth worshiped the Lord with their whole hearts. I was so happy seeing it. What did he speak on? He spoke on how faith can change things and forgiveness. His testimony? That I won't tell coz' he might use it for YLDP.

Okay, so here's my summary on my exams:

English : Hmm, not so bad. I mean, it's English! Can't be that hard!!!!
Malay : Argh, the pain, the suffering, the 'malayness' or whatever it makes it malay. I wanna
puke.
Maths : One of those close-four-eyes subject(eyes and spectacles included). I can't get 100%
because of the stupid Venn Diagram.
Moral : Argh. Another of those malayness. I failed moral the last time. ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Sejarah : Oh, no! Not that subject!! choke! Asking questions on how 'smart' our national leaders
were(such as Ye Olde Dato' Maharaja Lela).
Biology: Hope I survive. I forgot the freaking parts of the Paramecium. Dangit.
Physics: Another close-four-eye subject. Most of questions asking f=ma questions.
Chemistry: Oh, funny thing happened. I had bad stomach ache. So it pretty much robbed about 10 minutes of my precious time. stupid pieces of s*** that came out of my stomach.
Add Maths : Suppose to be a close-four-eye subject but i somehow couldn't answer two
questions. Dang
EST: Oh, close-six-eyes also can. Jus filling in the blanks using common sense.
Accounts: Die, man. All my accounts not balance.


Conclusion: Chance of getting screwed: 91%

Yes!!!! I've finished my exams! Oh! The Horror! After two weeks of exams followed by my modem getting deep-fried by lightning! I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because of this, I can't login to the stupid The Star website to register the teams for The Star NIE competition. Stupid filter that is installed into the computer. CURSE YOU WEBSENSE!!!!!

Guess what? I managed to secretly use the computer again (under the terms of 'homework'). Classes have been fine. Yesterday, the most funniest thing happened.

This retarded man busted into my school and stuck his cigarette bud in front of him and said, "I don't care who you are, but get the *** out of my way!" Trembling, he let that retard in to cause interesting things to happen in the school. One incident was telling the Discipline teacher, "I don't care who you are, where you're from, but I love you!" (School roars with laughter)

So the teacher says,"Okay, if you love me, please leave." But the wanted the Discipline teacher (male to be exact) to kiss him. But he kindly refused and asked the retard to leave. Something that doesn't happen everyday.

I don't think I can write much since I've been slapped with a one month ban on computer (exams are supposedly near). So I'll most probably be Missing In Action for quite some time. The ban was in effect last week but now I 'curi-curi guna' . xD. Well I'll see what I can do about it. So until next time (or you can say in three weeks time). Chao.

Yes!!!!!! Pokemon Pearl and Diamond is out! Now I can get my dose of '"mon"ness'!!!!!

The Government has been trying to promote the usage of good English. But let them start with the book publishers. As you can see, they too need to correct their own English too.

In a kingdom where pornography is encouraged(the animal kingdom), the animals don't seem to be interested in this pornography. Unlike humans who usually respond to this pornography, Chuang Chuang the panda doesn't seem to respond to this 'porn treatment' he is receiving in order to encourage to mate with his partner.


There might be some reasons why this panda doesn't respond to 'panda porn'. Well for starters, this form of pornography is in black and white. The panda needs colour, man.


I think the 'porn actors' in the video would be rather embarrassed as it would question their abilities to act. It could hurt their acting stock as directors probably wouldn't want 'porn actors' in their documentary.



At least we know that 'panda porn' is going somewhere.

"The ball is round"
-a quote by quite a number of people-




This quote seems to be true actually, mostly during football. Take England for example. Starting of with a dream start by thrashing Greece 4-0 and then bashing up Andorra 5-0. Similiar results came until they lost 0-2 to Croatia. Gary Neville making a stupid backpass and a winning goal by some Croat. This was followed by a 1-0 reverse to Spain. Sunday, they fired blanks 0-0 against Israel.


I guess the same can be said about volleyball. Today, SMK St. George went for competition with high hopes of dominating volleyball once again. Though the squad(with me inside) was rather inexperienced, the coach had high hopes for us. Getting off a shaky start, we produced a huge fightback only to narrowly lose to SMK Kamunting 25-21 on the first set. Then, we again lost to them in the 2nd set 25-23 due to some schoolboy mistakes.



Then, we played against MRSM. This time, we got off to a flying start. Only to blow a huge 6 point lead to lose 25-15. The 2nd set was even worse. Getting bashed up 25-10. Being the linesman, I was falsely accused of siding my school even though I raised the 'in' signal flag when the ball was in. The bribed referee overruled the descision and made it out.




Oh well, at least we know whose fault it is.

I've always been wodering how on earth half of my class failed add maths. Simple things like finding the function g(x) was hard for them to solve. I didn't know how they solved their problems until I saw this!!!


Smart, eh?


How to solve six.

Yes!!!! I've finally passed the number 50 benchmark!! Yes, this my 51st post (loud applause).

Anyway, I have been having trouble slepping. So, I go imagining stuff to waste time and for other no good reason.

Hears something I daydream of like this picture below...

Hey, Pink is Good!


O Hail The Blood Elves!


Mr. 'Lazy' Nara Shikamaru

Well, I have other photos to post but I don't have the time right now. Oh, well.

Okay, so here's my ultra-condensed, short and unfunny blog of the TRAC Prayer Conference.

Warning: This is serious stuff. It is not for the funny-hearted.

So, Pastorpher spoke for a session, President Ong Hwai Teik had two good sessions, William also had one session, Jared's father also had a session and Lay Ching had three unfunny but meaningful sessions. Seriously, I had backslided so much that felt so happy as I finally managed to get back to God. Other than that, Many things that was funny happened. Such as seing many people getting thrown (or baptised) into the sea. Other than that, I made a healthy bunch of friends. Maybe I'll go for YLDP at the end of the year.

Came back from Penang from the Trac Prayer Conference. Very good and lots of prayer was done. It made me tired. Well, I'm gonna drop down dead and sleep. I'll write about it tomorrow.