You know the things people do for Valentines Day. People can go all the way such as dressing up as nurses or buy lingerie so that they can get into the mood to "have some". It might be possible to be a "naked chef" to turn on someone's partner. The idea of someone cooking undressed can sound kinky.

Have you watched The Naked Chef?

It's the one starring Jamie Oliver, right?

Well, Hong Kong is coming up with a "Naked Naked Chef" in a bid to get more men interested in cooking. Basically there's this model who shops and then strips and cooks nude.

Sounds appealing to guys, right?

However, I don't think the idea of cooking naked. For starters, Cantonese cuisine involves a lot of frying and steaming. I don't think I would like the idea of getting my wang burnt by splattering oil or pipping hot steam. Sounds more like a disaster than something kinky.

I remember reading an interview with Jamie Oliver and he had the same experience because he thought that it would be kinky to cook for his wife undressed on Valentines Day. Unfortunately, he burnt his wang or something.

To the hot babe that's planning to host the show, I hope you think twice about the gig. I don't think you would like to burn your privates while cooking. That's simply embarrassing.