SCHOOL UNIFORMS TOO SEXY TO WEAR???

FEAR NOT!!!!

THE PERFECT SOLUTION TO RID OF ALL THE SEXINESS!

ENJOY!

IF Y'ALL STILL FIND IT SEXY, Y'ALL GOT NO TASTE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

WE GOT SECOND FOR THE DRAMA COMPETITION!

After what we did, I'm actually very, VERY surprised that we could get second and lose to Convent Taiping by a mark or two??? Very syiok.

Especially since we had last minute practices and were fooling around most of the time. But Convent practiced from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. everyday. And they beat us by a mark or two???

WTH?

Well, it's all over. But seriously, we were good. But we lost to the better school.

*Note: No pictures. Sorry

I've just retired as a prefect. YEAH, BABY!!!!!

THAT MEANS I CAN

• Come later than usual but not extremely late.

• Save my money and not pay fines.

• Make unnecessary excuses.

• Eat in the canteen and laze around.

• Hunt some Form 6 girls (highly unlikely and I doubt that it'll happen)

AND I NOW DON'T HAVE TO

• Stand around like a jakun and tell retarded buggers to not do things they're not suppose to do like acting like retards, playing basketball all the time besides PE, wear a tie, tug in shirt, wear a tie properly, tug in their shirt properly, shut up, stand in line, get into class, reminding them to cut their hair, to shut up. Obviously, their parents did a horrible job in raising these pieces of junk, if I must say.
  

• Pay fines.

• Stand like the Statue of Liberty from the time I come to school till I go to class. And back again during recess.
  

• Bring a nail clipper and get fined for not bringing one. Honestly, can't the Prefectorial Board sponsor prefects with nail clippers with all the hard-earned money from the fines that we prefects pay???
  

• I can stay in my class doing whatever I want to(Yeah, baby!!!)-even though the new prefects will come and shoo me away, like I'll listen to them. Heck, I'll still not obey them and lock the door.
  

• Greet the fat-potato-which-is-fatter-than-any-other-potato-Rahman who I know is not even bothered to listen but look at his fatter-then-chunks-of-fat-stomach.
  

The list is endless but what the heck.


I'M FREE!!!!!!!!

Argh!!!!!!
















My Ipod's jammed. Hanging. Freezing. Whatever.
Bugger

Last week was kinda funny. It all began when I was chatting with Elaine Toon.

eLaInE_t00n says:ok
eLaInE_t00n says:c u
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:see u end of this month
eLaInE_t00n says:kevin soo wedding
... says:u coming to taiping???
... says:for real???
eLaInE_t00n says:taiping?
eLaInE_t00n says:uhhhhhh?
eLaInE_t00n says:ehhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:taiping??
eLaInE_t00n says:errrrrrrrr
... says:i'm from taiping wat
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh
eLaInE_t00n says:i thought i was talking to Low En Wei
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:yorrrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:sorry ah
... says:low enwei passed her driving test eons ago
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:paisehhhhhhhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:paisehhhhhhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:yerrrrrrrr
... says:were u puzzled why 'enwei' had 'ern wei's' photo earlier on???
eLaInE_t00n says:eh?e
LaInE_t00n says:yea horrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:i didnt look at it
... says:lolx
... says:nvm.
.. says:well
... says:nitez
eLaInE_t00n says:soli soli
eLaInE_t00n says:nites
eLaInE_t00n says:ttys
eLaInE_t00n says:
... says:lolx
eLaInE_t00n says:take care
eLaInE_t00n says:congrats on the pass
eLaInE_t00n says:haha
... says:i better save this conversation and post it on my blog
... says:ahahahahahahaha
eLaInE_t00n says:yerrrrrrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:dont la
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh.
... says:see first
eLaInE_t00n says:weiiiiiiiiiiii
... says:okay
... says:nitez

Anyway, I posted it.

In Biology tuition, I learned in Chapter 5 (Inheritance) that....

This is male.

And this is female.















Then Chong Ren had a brilliant idea.
He created a new symbol for *ahem.
People who are broken-wrist.

Self-explanatory.

Randomness from my grandmother's 80th birthday.

Her 80th birthday present (Which consisted of eggs, pork, noodles and a hongbao)

Mahjong session

My brother posing with my cousin, Ruth.

The dog.

Me showing some REAL concentration.

My cousin, Ruth.

FAMILY!!!!!!

A picture from my grandmother's 80th birthday. Will blog about it later. Just posting something so my blog looks updated. teehee

So there I was taking my driver's license test.

Funny. I passed the test nobody usually passes.

So I was like, cool! By the Grace of God, I could pass my test the first time.

A step closer to get my driver's license.

All I had to do was get over the slope. The JPJ dude asked me to do again because the wheels were apparently over the line.

So, I went down and back up again. But................................

He said,"Fail!" Wheels over the line again??? WTH!!!!!!!


There goes my license.

So, as promised. My post on Perhentian. Went off as early as 6 to catch the 12 noon ferry. Why so early? Long journey. That meant sitting in the car for 5-6 hours. So it was super-long.

Finally got off the car. First time my backside got numb.

So, after the ferry ride, did some stuff here and there and went on this ****** intensive diving course. So dead tired, I went and sleep after dinner.

Where I slept.

So here's how I basically gear up as I go for my dive. Quite a lot of stuff to carry. 4kg worth of weight belts, 13kg aluminium cylinder as an air supply, a gila tight swimsuit.

Gila tight????

Well, yes. The suit was so tight there was barely space to breathe.

You see what I mean........

So this is how I look after I gear up.

(*drum rolls please............)

There.

As I was basically tortured by the diving instructor, my brother was busy doing this......

Well, couldn't be prevented since he's too young to dive (he's 7).


So I did the diving and in the end there was a written multiple test.

A what??????

Anyway, I passed. So now I got license to dive.

My license to drive will be on Monday.


Anyway, a picture my dad took while at the island.

Thought that it'll make a nice arty photo, I took a picture.

Obviously my photography skills suck.

But theres always Photoshop, right?

But what I've done really is like the peribahasa "bagai tikus membaiki labu".

So yeah, I made it look worse.

Though I've just came back from Pulau Perhentian, I'm actually kinda lazy to blog right now.
So I'll post while I wait for the photos to process. Yep, my digital camera failed me. So my dad used film instead.
PS: I took no pictures, only my dad. Why? Tired and Lazy xD
Ern out.

Exams are OVER!!!!!!!!!
Woo hoo!!!!
I'll be away for a few days to Perhentian but I'll try to post about it.
So....
BYE!!!!!!

Just came back from Family Camp.
Speaker was good.
None other than Rev. John Khoo Boo Leong.
Talked on Deepening Spirituality. I guess that's self explainatory.
And...............
NO PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!
Forgot to bring my camera. xD

In the midst of Family Camp, my parents, siblings and I decided, since Taiping has no cinemas, why not watch a movie. Though everyone wanted to watch Prince Caspian, I decided likewise. But what movie to watch???
There was...........

Speed Racer (I loved the cartoons)

Iron Man (I loved the comics)

and Prince Caspian (I loved the book)

Well, in the end I settled for Prince Caspian.

Syok, man. But major changes from the book.

It still maintains the essence of the book but if you're hoping for the movie to be as accurate as the book, forget it.

But it's still worth it.

A 5 out of 5

Yeah, the song 'This is Home' by Switchfoot. OST fot Prince Caspian

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Just broken my blogging sabbatical.
Given my blog a real makeover.
About time, actually.
The old blogskin has been an eyesore lately.
Going on another blogging sabbatical with Biology Paper 3 and Sejarah Paper 2.
Eeeeeek!!!!!!!!
Hopefully I won't screw Sejarah again.
Wish me luck.

-Ern out

Parliamentary Debates are always fun........

A few days ago, as usual, there was the ever present name calling entertaining everyone during the 12th Parliamentary debate.

It all began when...................

Karpal Singh called Kinabatangan MP 'Bigfoot'

Kinabatangan MP: Hey, actually I do look like Bigfoot.

Kinabatangan MP then gets pissed off and calls Karpal Singh a Big Monkey.

Karpal Singh: They messed up with my nose.

So much for The Parliamentary debate.
Can't tell the difference between Bigfoot and Big Monkey?
Well, neither can I.

Exams coming.
On hiatus until further notice.

Since Tiffany kindly did my tag so I'll do her tag. A deal that's fair and square.

Link 2 your tagger and post this rules.
List eight random facts bout yourself.
Tag eight people at the end of your post and list their names.
Let them know tat they have been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.
(Tagged by Tiffany)

1. I never liked Moral. I've failed it twice.

2. The person who tagged me has an uncle that teaches my class Maths.

3. I think that the Nintendo DS is cool.

4. I hate lala's.

5. I didn't know that I have a sense of humour.

6. I have no idea why my cousin in Ipoh is famous.

7. SCREW MORAL!!!!!

8. Friendser SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

I think I've tagged enough people from the last tag.

Reading the papers lately there's been a debate on whether Lee Kah Choon should take posts in InvestPenang.
With Barisan Nasional and Gerakan trying to stop him, he decided to resign.

I mean, WHAT THE %*$#6*, man!!!!

How can you not let him serve people?!?!?!? Isn't what politicians do??????
Shame on you!!!!! Gerakan and Barisan!!!!
You just shed some bad light on your own party!
Shame on you!!!!!