Wednesday, August 13, 2008

RM0. 50 Tahniah!
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LIM ERN WEI
telah dipilih
untuk menyertai
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6/2009














Yep, you read it, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm one of the lucky ones selected to be chosen to go to NS Hell.
Others joining me at NS Hell are:
Wil Shern
Harin
Manee
William
Tian Jian
Sree
Chong Ren
Suresh Raj
Jason Lew
Siew Hoong
Xian Yung
Janarthan
Yee Sheng
Kenrick
Yew Cheong
Dinesh
Alden
Sophia
Sook Kin
Mun Suet
Ashwini
and a whole lot more.

From that list, about 15 dudes from my class (me included) out of 31 have been selected to serve our country/go to hell. The list might grow. Haven't confirmed who else is joining us to serve the country/get screwed up. Anyway, instead of moaning and groaning, why not look at the bright side. A measly pay of RM150 a month and food that taste like shit? Quite a bargain. Now my sis's quite damn happy since my selection has lowered her chance for NS.

Well, now I've got nothing to do but pray that I'll get second batch so that I can go for JS.




Saturday, August 09, 2008

Things that happened so far...
(part 2)
Continuation from Church Dedication Service.
This time we're taking pictures with Aoife from Sitiawan but now in Ireland.



Next was the Campaign For Rewards.

Guess which school appeared as one of the Consolation Prize winners...

But it wasn't my team. My Team's name was Green Boys, not Green Earth. Was some Form 2 team. And they beat the Form 5 and 6 teams??? Well, they made the school proud.






Sunday, August 03, 2008

What's happened in my life so far....
(Part one)

Church dedication service.
Yep.
The new church building has been officiated by Bishop Hwa Yung.
Nice building.
I've got the pictures but my computer's super slow so I'll just upload a few pics.



Praise and I. Met her at YLDP eight months ago.



Fooling around before taking the group picture, Dang, Bryan blocked my hand.




Part two coming later...

Sunday, July 27, 2008

So sad....

I missed Revolution.

Just like how I missed Switchfoot Live In KL.

And Hillsong United In KL.

And the Planetshakers Conference two years back.

T_T

Friday, July 25, 2008

Money face Ern Wei has decided to earn money....


Through his blog.





THANKS TO GOOGLE ADSENSE AND NUFFNANG!
NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT Y'ALL.



PS:
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THANK YOU.

Sunday, July 20, 2008


Yes, Avatar: The Last Airbender has come to an end. Sad to see one of Nickelodeon's best shows come to an end. Well, it's good in one sense that it's not like those mega long shows that don't seem to come to an end (Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball, Pokemon anyone?). But they ended it only after THREE seasons??? What the heck, man!!!!

Fret not, for Mike DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko (the creators) are coming up with a few more incarnations, expanding the Avatar universe and to top with that a live-action trilogy with M. Night Shyamalan writing, producing and directing (how cool is that???). A very high chance that it'll be faithful to the original (What do you expect??? A diehard fan directing and the original creators writing as well!!!)

Can't wait for it to hit our shores soon. :D

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Anwar arrested???
It's 1998 all over again, obviously.

To Oh-I'm-so-corrupt-Inspector Of General of Police and I-too-am-corrupt-Attorner-General,

Please don't be so childish.

I mean.
Obviously, both of you are in charge of putting anyone in jail.
Please don't adopt you-do-me-so-I-do-you-back method.
Only small children do that.
You should be able to think maturely and not send someone to jail just because that someone reported to the ACA about you.

So,
think about what I said.
If you read it and you're offended,
don't blame me.
It's because you're childish.

FULL STOP

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The last few days has been rather crappy.
Add Math projects.
Unfinished Moral Homework.
The usual BM homework (lots of it)
dan lain-lain

Lately I haven't been watching movies.
The politicians biting each others heads off has been more interesting.
Would make a good plot for 24.
Hoping for more action to see.
That is comparable to WWE, that is.

Friday, July 11, 2008

I'm on a political blogging sabbatical so I'll be giving y'all peeps a double dose of Tags.
Here I go!!!!

Eu Vin tagged me.
Would you accept a job twice as good as your current one - twice as much income and twice as fulfilling - given one condition of employment: you can never reveal anything about it to anyone at all?
Why not.

Would you accept twenty-five years of extraordinary happiness if it meant you would die at the end of the period?
That'll mean a mundane life for me? No way.

For a person you loved deeply, would you be willing to move to a distant country knowing there would be very little chance at ever seeing your family again?
Nah.

Would you willingly have one finger removed if it somehow guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?
Which finger??? Just don't chop my thumb and my middle finger.

Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make one final dash into the house to save any one thing. What would it be?
Everything (Counted, right?).

You are given the power to kill people. They would die a natural death and no one would suspect you. How would you use this power?
By doing nothing.

Would you rather be extremely successful professionally, with a fairly ordinary private life - or a very happy private life and only an ordinary professional life?
Happy private life and ordinary pro life.

If you could script the basic plot for your dream tonight, what would the story be?
Me scoring the winning goal(s) for Liverpool against Man Utd./Arsenal/Chelsea/Real Madrid/Barcelona/AC Milan/Juventus/etc. on the very last day of the Premier League, Finals of the Champions League, FA Cup, English League Cup, Toyota World Club Cup.

Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 500 years at any physical age you choose?
Hell no.

In front of you are ten pistols. Only one of them is loaded. For one million dollars, would you pick up one, point it to your head and pull the trigger? You get to keep the money regardless of the outcome.
You think I so stupid ar?

Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?
5 years? No. A lot can be done in 5 years. Besides that, I'm already attractive xD

If you could take a one-month trip to anywhere in the world, and money were not a consideration, where would you go and what would you do?
Beijing. Olympics coming soon.

Would you be willing to murder an innocent person if it meant ending hunger in the world?
I'll just wait for someone else to commit suicide.

Now for the second one.

Esther Lian tagged me.
1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs
and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated
by themselves.

2. Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.
These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the
person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Hurt? Depressed? Anything negative.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Owning a diamond-studded swimming pool.

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
List is endless:
TC Boy (Only Taiping People know who is he)
Baby Rahman (see above)
10 sen (but not so much now since he doesn't regularly bother me)

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Keep it in a fixed deposit, invest in something and hopefully grow a million-fold.

5. What's your ideal lover like?
A Christian, mature, understanding, sweet and definitely loves me alot!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both. Then it's like what the Malay's say. Clap with both hands. Or something like that.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
mhhmm... I guess I'll just wait until I find the right one.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Er.... Never thought about it. I'll wait until she breaks up with that someone. If it takes more than 2-3 years, I might as well look elsewhere. No point wasting time.

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Nothing particular so far.

10. What makes your heart melts?
Romantic, cheesy stuff.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Some hot hunk that looks like those hunks on posters with a smoking hot babe as a girlfriend. xD

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
People existing in my life!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
A good friend of mine. Though we haven't seen each other in 2+ years since YouthQuake. She's very nice to talk to. I'm not sure whether I still owe her a bowl of ice kacang,

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Who knows, I could get both rich and married! Haha.

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Off to school?

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Why not? Unless you want to be single like YYY.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Flip a coin. Nah! That's so rubbish. I doubt it'll happen to me.

18. What song are you listening now?
The Scene And Herd - Relient K (I love their tongue- in-cheek songwriting)

I tag:
1. Chan Leong
2. Amy Ooi
3. Denise
4. Andrew Wong
5. Joel Lee
6. Jonathan Chia

You can do either one or both. Enjoy!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Bless the politicians,
That they will survive and may one of them be the last one standing after biting off each other heads off.

STUPID POLITICIANS

Wednesday, July 09, 2008


???

Wednesday, July 02, 2008


Photo of Anwar leaving the Turkish Embassy

I just wonder what's all the fuss of him going to the Turkish Embassy. I mean, He want to go there let him go there lah. Something that's his own problem. You BN people, please don't be so naive and judge before saying something.

Unless they want to check his mattress again.

Monday, June 30, 2008





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IF Y'ALL STILL FIND IT SEXY, Y'ALL GOT NO TASTE.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!
WE GOT SECOND FOR THE DRAMA COMPETITION!
After what we did, I'm actually very, VERY surprised that we could get second and lose to Convent Taiping by a mark or two??? Very syiok.
Especially since we had last minute practices and were fooling around most of the time. But Convent practiced from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. everyday. And they beat us by a mark or two???
WTH?
Well, it's all over. But seriously, we were good. But we lost to the better school.
*Note: No pictures. Sorry

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I've just retired as a prefect. YEAH, BABY!!!!!

THAT MEANS I CAN

  • Come later than usual but not extremely late.
  • Save my money and not pay fines.
  • Make unnecessary excuses.
  • Eat in the canteen and laze around.
  • Hunt some Form 6 girls (highly unlikely and I doubt that it'll happen)

AND I NOW DON'T HAVE TO
  • Stand around like a jakun and tell retarded buggers to not do things they're not suppose to do like acting like retards, playing basketball all the time besides PE, wear a tie, tug in shirt, wear a tie properly, tug in their shirt properly, shut up, stand in line, get into class, reminding them to cut their hair, to shut up. Obviously, their parents did a horrible job in raising these pieces of junk, if I must say.
  • Pay fines.
  • Stand like the Statue of Liberty from the time I come to school till I go to class. And back again during recess.
  • Bring a nail clipper and get fined for not bringing one. Honestly, can't the Prefectorial Board sponsor prefects with nail clippers with all the hard-earned money from the fines that we prefects pay???
  • I can stay in my class doing whatever I want to(Yeah, baby!!!)-even though the new prefects will come and shoo me away, like I'll listen to them. Heck, I'll still not obey them and lock the door.
  • Greet the fat-potato-which-is-fatter-than-any-other-potato-Rahman who I know is not even bothered to listen but look at his fatter-then-chunks-of-fat-stomach.

The list is endless but what the heck.


I'M FREE!!!!!!!!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Argh!!!!!!
















My Ipod's jammed. Hanging. Freezing. Whatever.
Bugger

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Last week was kinda funny. It all began when I was chatting with Elaine Toon.

eLaInE_t00n says:ok
eLaInE_t00n says:c u
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:see u end of this month
eLaInE_t00n says:kevin soo wedding
... says:u coming to taiping???
... says:for real???
eLaInE_t00n says:taiping?
eLaInE_t00n says:uhhhhhh?
eLaInE_t00n says:ehhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:taiping??
eLaInE_t00n says:errrrrrrrr
... says:i'm from taiping wat
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh
eLaInE_t00n says:i thought i was talking to Low En Wei
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:yorrrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:sorry ah
... says:low enwei passed her driving test eons ago
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:paisehhhhhhhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:paisehhhhhhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:yerrrrrrrr
... says:were u puzzled why 'enwei' had 'ern wei's' photo earlier on???
eLaInE_t00n says:eh?e
LaInE_t00n says:yea horrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:i didnt look at it
... says:lolx
... says:nvm.
.. says:well
... says:nitez
eLaInE_t00n says:soli soli
eLaInE_t00n says:nites
eLaInE_t00n says:ttys
eLaInE_t00n says:
... says:lolx
eLaInE_t00n says:take care
eLaInE_t00n says:congrats on the pass
eLaInE_t00n says:haha
... says:i better save this conversation and post it on my blog
... says:ahahahahahahaha
eLaInE_t00n says:yerrrrrrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:dont la
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh.
... says:see first
eLaInE_t00n says:weiiiiiiiiiiii
... says:okay
... says:nitez

Anyway, I posted it.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

In Biology tuition, I learned in Chapter 5 (Inheritance) that....


This is male.

And this is female.















Then Chong Ren had a brilliant idea.
He created a new symbol for *ahem.
People who are broken-wrist.
Self-explanatory.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Randomness from my grandmother's 80th birthday.


Her 80th birthday present (Which consisted of eggs, pork, noodles and a hongbao)



Mahjong session

My brother posing with my cousin, Ruth.

The dog.

Me showing some REAL concentration.

My cousin, Ruth.






Saturday, June 14, 2008


FAMILY!!!!!!
A picture from my grandmother's 80th birthday. Will blog about it later. Just posting something so my blog looks updated. teehee