Congratulations to Shah Rukh Khan on getting his datukship for whatever reason the Chief Minister of Malacca can think of.

Wonder why someone who has no idea where Malacca is will get a datukship.

You know who can also get a datukship as well?

He fits the bill. He has no idea where Malacca is and there's no reason for him to get a datukship as well.

Wonderful!

IN LOVING MEMORY

1914-2008

Hope they survive with the recession going on, though.

I just got the JS Form.














Now it's either NS or JS or both.










Decisions, decisions.












Which one should I go for???

Hey y'all!

Anyone of you can play the guitar, drums, bass, keys, anything?
Need a band?
Want to promote your band?
Do you have the urge to support local music?

Well, you can do all of this at Smeex.com!!!!!
Register and be part of this growing music community in our very own country!
C'mon! What're you waiting for!
If you think that Malaysian music needs some or most of us will say A LOT of improvement,
then head down to Smeex.com by clicking here.

Well, among the goals of Smeex.com is to
1. Change music in Malaysia.
2. Unite musicians in Malaysia.

So c'mon. Support our local music industry.
Because if no one wants to, who will?

Lyrics for Healer

Verse:
You hold my every moment
You calm my raging seas
You walk with me through fire
And heal all my disease

Pre-Chorus:
I trust in You
I trust in You

Chorus:
I believe You're my Healer
I believe You are all I need
I believe You're my Portion
I believe You're more than enough for me
Jesus You're all I need

[Repeat Verse]

[Repeat Pre-Chorus}

[Chorus]

Bridge:
Nothing is impossible for You
Nothing is impossible for You
Nothing is impossible for You
You hold my world in Your hands

[Repeat]

[Chorus]

This song gave inspiration to so many people. Many decided to put their faith in God to heal whatever sickness they had or any problems whatsover. But after Mike Guglielmucci revealed that he has been suffering from porn addiction and faking that he had cancer.

All hope was lost.

Don't you wonder why all of a sudden why one small problem like this, and BANG!, you're a villain. Everyone shuns you as if you're a scum and you don't have a place in heaven. Like what Mark Antony said in Julius Caesar,

'...the evil that men do lives after them. The good is oft interred into their bones...'

Well, we're all human. And humans sin. That's why Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Sure Mike Guglielmucci sinned. But admitting it is no mean feat either. I mean, most 'pastors' who sin like him get caught before admitting it. He just told his wife everything.

That's why we need the grace of God and His forgiveness. Not all of us are perfect. Today in this world most of us think of him as some kind of scum that's not worth living for all he's done. I felt that way too. But after some deep thought during devotion, I actually started to sympathize him. Everyone needs forgiveness. Like I said earlier on, Jesus died on the cross for our sins. And choosing to do what is also another thing that sets us apart. That's why it's great that God's grace is here like a 24 hour shop. We can ask for forgiveness all the time.

That's why no matter Mike Guglielmucci has done, we still need to forgive him.

Matt. 6:15 - But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.

Trials have ended.












Phew.

Now that I've summed up my week,
now let me sum up the 'political scene week'

Usage of ISA
With Tan Hoon Cheng, Teresa Kok and the oh-so-famous Raja Petra being detained under ISA, everyone kept wondering why the hell did they detain the reporter since it was just her job. Freedom of speech, I pressume. Though that puzzled lots of people, it also puzzled others why they detained Teresa Kok. She didn't do anything, obviously. Just that she was accused by some idiotic politicians about some mosque issues. But no, they believed those who accused her and detained her under ISA. Well, that's justice in Malaysia.

ISA to stay
Self-explanatory. They need it anyway if they want to shut those whom they beh syiok.

September 16: The bomb that didn't explode
The most potong stim thing to happen, to the Anwar supporters, of course. Like your usual Drama Minggu Ini or any other school drama, there was joy for some (UMNO) and despair for others (everyone else). The list of names made out of 30 blokes turned out to be nothing for than a letter of social concern. That's drama to you.

And what happened here generally...

Brutal murder of Lai Ying Xin



The most cruel thing to happen to a young girl. Future, what not, all gone. What did she do to deserve such a thing. (Apparently) She told off a guy who really, really liked her. Heartbroken, he burned her, murdered her, strangled her, dan lain-lained her. IF he really liked her, he would have done everything he could to make her happy. BUT NO!!!! He just had to KILL her just because he couldn't satisfy his needs/lust. Shame on him!!!!


Moral Paper to be delayed by 30 minutes
Obviously, the people up there don't give a fish for us squatters. I mean, why can't Pendidikan Islam be on the same time as Moral. THEY just HAD to subdue us squatters and drain us mentally. Well, that's Malaysia.




So there you have it. A weeks worth of news that's actually worth reading.
If you look at all these issues,
wouldn't it make a good story arc for shows like Alias and 24?
Heck, these plots might even win these shows some Emmys.



Well, there you have it.

So...

How to sum up my week so far?
Lousy.
At least I still got one more week before I finish my trials.
Anyway, I think I'm gonna not do my Accounts paper well.
Especially when SOMEONE conveniently forgot to tell me there was a change in the timetable.
And that SOMEONE has been a fan of the school toilets lately.
Kinda rare for SOMEONE to frequent the toilets especially when he tries his best to hold his wienie during normal school days just to avoid the odour of our wonderful toilets.


But what the heck!!!
Like I can do anything about it.







And I've lost my NS form.






Hooray???

When people just tag and tag and tag.

First one by May Fang.

If you could spend one ringgit in 5 minutes, what would you spend on?
A can of soda.

What is your most favorite thing to do?
Nothing much, really. I'm quite a boring person.

What kind of news do you read?
BBC and CNN. I don't really read the local papers. Full of UMNO crap.

What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
Anything that is excreted from my body.

Is there someone in your heart right now?
Nope.

Do you believe you can survive without money?
Unless I can get everything for free.

What are you afraid to lose the most?
My organs.

What do you feel like doing right now?
Watching Futurama.

If there's someone that you love,would you confess to him/her?
Why not!

List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
I don't really know her, really.

What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Why ask me this??? I'm too young and naive to know what's going on!!!!

What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
If she cheats!

If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
90% Pure chocolate.

If you had a choice to be rich or happy,which one would you pick?
Rich and Happy. I don't mind being not rich, really. Just enough to buy myself a diamond studded swimming pool.

If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
mmmhmmm...

Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Nobody.

How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Working, supporting my parents, married/dating (God knows)

What is the one thing you love about yourself?
Everything (That's one word, right?)

If you can bring only one thing along with you to another world,what would it be?
My bible.

Then, Esther decided to tag me back with this.
WTheck???

3 Golden Rules. state 15 weird things/ habits/ little known facts about yourself. The 10 people I tag are to then to follow my footsteps and write their own 15 weird things/habits and little known facts.. No tag backs.

1. I don't study for my Add Maths and yet I always get an A. (But I've gotten 68 before. It's exceptional.

2. I still watch cartoons.

3. I'm not a fan of meat.

4. I still play Pokemon.

5. I still wear shorts that I've been wearing since I was four.

6. I only eat milk or dark chocolate.

7. My feet are size 11.

8. I got selected for NS.

9. I can speak English, Malay and a wee bit of Chinese.

10. I have no idea about anything when it comes to cars.

11. I have been supporting Liverpool FC since I was 10.

12. I never adored Mahathir like everyone else when I was 8. Loathed him.

13. I am a die hard fan of Switchfoot.

14. I have a friend that has the 'same' (not really when it comes to spelling but pronunciation) name and she's a girl.

15. I can play the piano, the guitar and the bass guitar. But I do no drums.

I tag no one.
Kinda bored.

I've continued my usual habit of doing tags very very much later after knowing that I've been tagged.
Here I go!!!!!!!!

1 ) Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?
Hell no. I'll probably never see daylight ever again if I had a girlfriend.

2 ) Describe urself in one word.
Perfect! (Very untrue)

3 ) Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
I'm too young and naive to know which to choose!!!!

4) Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Never did. Never will.

5 ) Does it feel good to love?
Yeah. Unless you're some heartless robot

6 ) What's the best thing to do with the one you love?
Anything

7) What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you??
Fine.

8 ) Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
Kinda. Loving my siblings were a wee hard at first. Kinda like how some people take time to accept me.

9 ) What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
He/She got issues?

10 ) What would you say to playboys/playgirls?
Buzz off.


[[ * PART 2 * ]]

1 ) Best place to cry?
The toilet? If you can stand the smell.

2) Who do you love the most?
God.

3 ) Tell us about ur dream last night?
I dreamt that I got... Ah, I forgot!!!!

4) Ever hated someone so bad?
Yes. Then I blast them with sarcasm.

5 )The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
All are same. Even if someone says that if I'm gay. That'll be okay. Cause it's not true.

The last person..
-you had a beer with?
Foo Mun and Kok Leong.

-you went to the movies with?
My parents.

-you talked on the cell phone with?
No one. Why bother when you can save so much via SMS.

-you hugged?
my youngest bro..he's so cute!

-you yelled at?
Not telling.

In the last week have you..
~Kissed someone?
nope

~Danced crazy?
Nadda.


Think of the last time u were angry, why were u angry?
When Siew Hoong FORGOT! FORGOT to tell me there was a change in the trials timetable. What the ******** was he thinking???!?!?!?

If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
I wish Siew Hoong. Never mind.

If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
Europe: Paris, LA, Venice, Las Vegas, Seoul, too many to list.

Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Nope.

Are you old fashioned?
How can I be old fashioned???

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
Both would do.

What thing would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Sleep.

5 Facts About Me:
I can't stand retards.
Hates showoffs.
Hates buggers.
Hates arrogant buggers.
Loves booze.
Loves stuff relevant to me.


5 Things that Scares Me:
Hights.
Fags.
elek thambi
Transexuals
Schicks

7 Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
The Almost - Stop It
Relient K - The Scene and Herd
Pillar - For The Love Of The Game
Relient K - I Need You
Switchfoot - Oh! Gravity.
Switchfoot - Head Over Heels (In This Life)
Stellar Kart - Shine Like The Stars

7 Words/Things I Always Use:
Words- Word, duh, etc.
Things- computer, Bible, hp, pen/pencil?, etc.

I tag...
Lemuel
Gabriel
Eu Vin
Jarod
Jasmine

Next tag!!!!

The last person that tagged you is? Tiffany Oon Min-I. My math teacher's niece.

Your relationship with her? Friends.

Your 5 impression towards her. Swims super fast. Short. Quite cekap. Quite cepat. Nice to talk to.

The most memorable thing that she has ever done for u? ...mmhmm...

The most memorable words that she spoke to you? I've got bad memory. SORRY!!!!

If she becomes your enemy, you will.... Beat her up.

If she becomes your enemy, the reason is.... I bullied her too much???

The most desirable things to do for her is.... Offer him food.

How do you think the people around you feel about you? Good question. No idea.

The character for yourself is? See the tag above.

On the contrary, the character that you hate yourself is? Can't think of any.

The most ideal person you want to be is? Taller, dark and more handsome.

For the people who care, say something about them... Rock on!!!

10 people to tag....
1. Enwei
2. Mei Yan
3. Joel Lee (Ryan)
4. Jonathan
5. Esther Lian
6. Chong Ren
7. Denise
8. Kristy
9. Meng Kheng
10. Wee Kiat

Who is number 2 having relationship with? Who, yeah? When you're hooked up with someone, tell me yeah!

Is 6 a male or female? ...mmhmm.... I'm not sure. I think he's male.

If number 7 and 10 got together, would that be a good thing? Very unimaginable. I'll let them decide for themselves.

How about 5 and 8 ? Aiyer.... That'll make them so lesbo!

What is number 1 studying? Our sucky Malaysian Education System.

Is number 9 still single? I dunno. You tell me!!!!!

Say something about number 3 . Cool. One the best guys I've met.

The Star September 13 2008

"...He said Sin Chew Daily was given the letter for reporting a controversial statement involving former Bukit Bendera Umno chief Datuk Ahmad Ismail."

"...On the show cause letters to The Sun, Sin Chew Daily and Suara Keadilan, Syed Hamid said any reporting must look at the context of 'Malaysianness' "













"...on the context of 'Malaysianness'. "















What are you trying to prove?
And are you sure you had to send the reporter to ISA?
Cause I think you got the wrong person.

Yep.


England won 4-1.
Shocking.
Walcott scored three goals.
Woohoo!!!




Also something else to do with the number three is Ahmad Ismail.

That's right. He did this and he ONLY got a three year ban.


ONLY THREE YEARS!!!!!!

Even Koh Tsu Koon is surprised that he only got THREE YEARS.
WTHeck???

Shame on him.
Habislah UMNO.

Politicians.

Don't you find it ironic that most of the politicians call the public to not be racially divided and unite and don't cause racial tensions bla, bla, bla.

But in actual fact , they politicians are the ones causing all the racial problems. Not us citizens!!!!

Take Ah Mad Is Mail for example...

Self-explanatory

Just a word or two to Ahmad,

Where would Malaysia stand without us Chinese????
Or in other words, us non-Bumis???

If there were no Chinese or no Bumis,
Would Malaysia have been listed as one of those who won a medal at the Olympics?
What about squash?
Where will Malaysia be if there were no Bumis???
Why can't you idiots see us as one???
We're Malaysians!!!!

And to Ahmad,



Just be a man and apologize.



Don't be a chicken and show your balls.

"Me no balls."

And please don't get your boss to apologize on behalf of you.
Very degrading to your balls.

See what I mean???

Note: Sorry kennysia.com for copying your images without permission. I couldn't find any images of Ahmad Ismail so I ripped it off from your blog. So yeah. Sorry, mate.

Found this video. Super funny song to listen to.

Taiping Sentral.

Nothing more than just a piece of overrated crap.

WTHECK, man!

It's not even a mall!

Wasted spaces, wasted cash.

And LOTS of MALAY BOUTIQUES.

Well, that's Taiping.

Ever wondered why bad things normally happen to good people?

I have.

Like what has happened to the Hwa family and Yi-Jien's disappearance.

Though we've all been praying for a miracle to happen and that Yi-Jien will be alright,

WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?

Anwar Wins with a Bigger Margin (Headlines from The Star 28 August 2008)
Anwar Wins: As Expected (Headlines from NST 28 August 2008)




'....as expected'




Obviously, UMNO doesn't like Anwar whereas MCA doesn't really give a damn.







But then, do you think Anwar can wrest the PM title away from Abdullah?








If he's smart enough, then no.








But who knows.




Hailed as something even better than going to the movies.














Find out on September 16!!!!











ONLY IN MALAYSIA.

Petrol is now RM2.55 a litre.
Go get it while stocks lasts.

Seriously, I don't see a point in reducing petrol by 15 cents a litre, unless you feel like spoiling the citizens.

Whether they are trying to buy people's votes for the Permatang Pauh election or not is another question altogether. But is it worth the trouble to lower the price of petrol?

Honestly speaking, we should do away with the subsidy. I mean, if parents are strict on their children on candy, the Government should also be strict for the sake of petrol prices.

I actually thought that it was a good idea when petrol went up to RM2.70 a litre. It really taught everyone to save petrol and not waste it like what mat rempits and idiots on bikes do.

But if we are to lower petrol prices by 15 cents a litre,

Are we going back to square one?

After countless days, people are still debating about UiTM and their quota.
So here's my two cents on UiTM and their quota.

Why complain about not letting in non-Bumis into UiTM.
Don't y'all have MARA, PSD, matriculation and a whole lot more of advantages to be enjoyed?
And proposing a referendum to oppose the proposal to not let non-Bumis into UiTM?

You scared to face us non-Bumis ar?


Oh, please.
Doing such a thing obviously shows that y'all lack the brains, guts and BALLS to survive when it comes to competition amongst everyone else. It's not like the majority of UiTM will be full of non-Bumis. You've got 90% AFTER ALL!!!

Come on, you guys don't have to fear us non-Bumis!!! Last year's SPM top scorer was in fact a Bumi after all. Doesn't that show that you guys have a stand to be equal as us too?

WELL FINE!!!

Do what y'all want to do!
Because I'm gonna do what everyone else does!
I'm gonna do my best and beg around until some university comes and takes me!
Then we'll see who's the best!!!

ME OR YOU!

As reported in TheStar today.

Lin Dan : "...However, the gold medal has confirmed the fact that I'm an outstanding sportsman."




"..outstanding sportsman"

So if Michael Phelps has eight gold medals does that make him....

Eu Vin loves to tag me.

Name: Lim Ern Wei
Sisters: 1
Brothers: 2
Shoe size: 10
Height: 6ft
Where do you live: Taiping, Perak
Favourite drinks: Coke
Favourite breakfast: Cap'n Crunch
Have you ever been on a plane: yes.
Swam in the ocean: Yes.
Fallen asleep in school: Definitely
Broken someone's heart: Did I???
Fell off your chair: So far, yes.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: What kind of idiot would do that???
Saved e-mails: Nope.
What is your room like: Bed. Chair. Homework.
What's right beside you: Mouse.
What is the last thing you ate: Lasagne.
Ever had chicken pox: yes. 5 years old and I spread it to everyone else in kindergarten.
Sore throat: Obviously
Stitches: Yes
Broken nose: yes
Do you believe in love at first sight: no.
Like picnics: Depends what food lays on the table.
Who was the last person you danced with: myself. bad experience.
Last made you smile: someone =)
You last yelled at: A car trying to overtake me.
Today did you:Talk to someone you like: Maybe.
Kissed anyone: My brother.
Get sick: recently, no.
Talked to an ex: No ex. No talk.
Miss someone: Yes.
Best feeling in the world: ............................love?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: When I could only lie down and do nothing.
Who do you really hate: Hypocrites. Nadaradja. Show-offs. Arrogant buggers.
What time is it now: 11.17pm
Randoms :Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now: all the time.
Q: Do you have any siblings: yes
Q: Do you want children: why not
Q: Do you smile often: yes
Q: Do you like your hand-writing: the sexiest thing I've ever seen
Q: Are your toenails painted: no
Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: My parents
Q: What colour shirt are you wearing: White.
Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday: dinner.
Q: I can't wait till: er......
Q: When did you cry last: When I found out that I got NS-ed
Q: Are you a friendly person: mmhmm
Q: Do you have any pets: a dog. I feel like killing it. Dang annoying.
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: .....it'll spoil everything if said where.
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now? : Nadda.
Do you sleep with the TV on?: That's wasting electricity
What are you doing right now? : Doing this.
Have you ever crawled through a window?: Nope.
Can you handle the truth? : usually.
Are you closer to your mother or father?: Both got equal share of equalness.
Who was the last person you cried in front of? : cant remember
How many people can you say you've really loved?: My family.
Do you eat healthy? : Yes. No to Fat and skin.
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: ???
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? when i was small, yeah
How often do you go to church?: Every Saturday and Sunday.
If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to? : emo in a corner. if you believe me.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time? : Mixture of both. Like Yin and Yang
Are you confident? : mmhmm

5 things I was doing 10 years ago..(1998)
-crying everytime
-entering standard 1
-spacing out
-started getting into computers
-doing what other small fries do.

5 things on my to-do list today:
-finish this thing
-nothing much
-study?
-finish up tuition h/w. or part of it anyway
-sleep

5 snacks I enjoy:
-choc (dark ones)
-timeout
-mars
-carrots
-smarties
so obviously. chocolates.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Stash it up in a bank. Wait for the interest to generate.

5 of my bad habits:
-Procrastination
-I don't care
-Just eating something
-No time for everything
- one more which only a few people will know. you know what it is, peeps

5 places I have lived in :
Tents.

5 jobs I’ve had:
-Son
-Student
-Procrastinator
-Prefect
-President/vice.....................of clubs/society. harhar.

TAG number 2

1.what is your fav chocolate?
Dark ones

2.what is your 3 fav colour?
Green, blue, red.

3.who is the last person u talked to.?
Dad.

4.who is the last person u msged?
Foo Mun

5.who is the first person u talked to when u woke up today?
Mum

6.who is the first person u msged when u woke up today?
No one in particular

7.how many msges u recieved when u woke up today?
4

8.who msged you when u woke up today?
2000

9.who do u wanna talk to now?
No one in particular

10.who do u wanna see right now?
The people i've not met yet or haven't met for quite a long time.

11.why do u wanna see that person now?
Because...i havent seen them for a long time or havent met them?

12.what relationship are u with that person u wanna see now?
......long distance friendship. harhar

13.if u could hug someone now. who will it be?
hmm...IF only I could...

14.what are u doing now?
Doing this. Talking to people via msn.

15.what colour shirt are u wearing now?
White

16.are u attached?
Niope.

17.anyone u like?
I like my friends =) especially the close ones. you know who you are.

18.who do u like?
....my friends lar. unless........

19.what phone are u using?
Motorola L6

20.how much money do u have in ur wallet now?
Fifty.

21.what do u love looking at?
Girls???

22.who is the last guy u hugged?
Geet

23.if u can choose to do something now. what would u do?
Finish this thing.

24.how are u feeling now?
Indifferent.

25.if u can turn back time 3 times. where/when will it be?
I dont want to turn back time. its all horrible memories. =)

26.who are u thinking of?
No one. Just thinking about finishing this.

27.what is the 3 thing u want to forget?
Primary school life.

28.who makes u happy?
My buds.

29.what is next to you?
So many things i can list. but, books, mostly

30.last show u watched?
chong wei vs lin dan. depressing game, IMO

31.how many people are u talking to now?
Two.

32.if u can change something in ur life.. what will it be?
I'd rather live the life I'm going through right now...the good & the bad.

33.do u have pets?
A retarded dog whom my retarded cousin has trained it to be retarded

34.what do u feel like eating now?
mmhmm

35.who are the 7 people u tag?
-Kok Leong
-Andrew Wong Hon Hon
-Praise
-Larry
-Elaine Chin
-Addison
-Tiffany

Can do either one.

Define WAJIB.

The English word for wajib is compulsory.
Compulsory means required, mandatory or obligatory.

Then this thing in school happened.

Nadaraja (we don't really call teachers Mr. this or that when they're not around) came into my class to preach and get the matriculation form with his Samy Vellu BM, asking who didn't hand in the form. So I put up my hand.

He questioned a few of us and when it was my turn we had a shocked! The conversation was like this:
Nada: Kenapa belum antar boran? Susah sangat kah mau kasi itu boran?
Me: I haven't got my dad's paycheck.
Nada: Apasal satu payslip pun susah mau dapat? Saya sudah bagi lu 3 minggu tau. 3 weeks alredi! You tell me, you dowan the matrix is it harh!! (in a furious and threatening voice).
Me: I don't want to go for matriculation.
Nada: (shocked and pressing his balls)....................(silent) Apa pasal tak cakap awal awal?
(whole class thinking"wat the heck?? he said wajib)
Me: But sir, you said it was wajib.
Nada: (tekan bola again) yah.... saya yau saya cakap wajib. But u should have told me.. If u come to me n tell me then i would have been okay wif it and up to u. But u now only tell me, form oso buy d....
(whole class"yeah babe we learned a new word")
Nada: OK OK nvm.. because of YOU!! i gif u all one chance(the third of fourth time already) u all boleh antar pada hari ini tengah hari. U go get the payslip and pass it up today.BECAUSE OF YOU I GIF U CHANCE. why din tell earlier u dowan? u know ha. u make me make a fool out of myself u know.. i now very angry(thinking: haih 1 teh tarik not enof... recess mau hantam 3 teh tarik).. later if cant find me go gif to office(while i enjoy my teh tarik). [WTheck]
[Nada gets the heck outta my class]
Chan Leong: I say wajib but if you dowan then it's alright.
[Whole class laughs]

Now tell me.
Just tell me what the heck wajib really means lah!!!

Lee Chong Wei got pawned by Lin Dan.

He played well but obviously, Lin Dan was the better player.

He had the crowd supporting him.

Could see Chong Wei crying.

But kudos to Chong Wei for winning a medal for Malaysia.

Match of the Tournament.

Well done.

Maybe if it was somewhere else Chong Wei could have won it.

potong stim.

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6/2009














Yep, you read it, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm one of the lucky ones selected to be chosen to go to NS Hell.
Others joining me at NS Hell are:
Wil Shern
Harin
Manee
William
Tian Jian
Sree
Chong Ren
Suresh Raj
Jason Lew
Siew Hoong
Xian Yung
Janarthan
Yee Sheng
Kenrick
Yew Cheong
Dinesh
Alden
Sophia
Sook Kin
Mun Suet
Ashwini
and a whole lot more.

From that list, about 15 dudes from my class (me included) out of 31 have been selected to serve our country/go to hell. The list might grow. Haven't confirmed who else is joining us to serve the country/get screwed up. Anyway, instead of moaning and groaning, why not look at the bright side. A measly pay of RM150 a month and food that taste like shit? Quite a bargain. Now my sis's quite damn happy since my selection has lowered her chance for NS.

Well, now I've got nothing to do but pray that I'll get second batch so that I can go for JS.

Things that happened so far...

(part 2)

Continuation from Church Dedication Service.

This time we're taking pictures with Aoife from Sitiawan but now in Ireland.

Next was the Campaign For Rewards.

Guess which school appeared as one of the Consolation Prize winners...

But it wasn't my team. My Team's name was Green Boys, not Green Earth. Was some Form 2 team. And they beat the Form 5 and 6 teams??? Well, they made the school proud.

What's happened in my life so far....
(Part one)

Church dedication service.
Yep.
The new church building has been officiated by Bishop Hwa Yung.
Nice building.
I've got the pictures but my computer's super slow so I'll just upload a few pics.

Praise and I. Met her at YLDP eight months ago.

Fooling around before taking the group picture, Dang, Bryan blocked my hand.

Part two coming later...

So sad....

I missed Revolution.

Just like how I missed Switchfoot Live In KL.

And Hillsong United In KL.

And the Planetshakers Conference two years back.

T_T

Money face Ern Wei has decided to earn money....


Through his blog.





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Yes, Avatar: The Last Airbender has come to an end. Sad to see one of Nickelodeon's best shows come to an end. Well, it's good in one sense that it's not like those mega long shows that don't seem to come to an end (Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball, Pokemon anyone?). But they ended it only after THREE seasons??? What the heck, man!!!!

Fret not, for Mike DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko (the creators) are coming up with a few more incarnations, expanding the Avatar universe and to top with that a live-action trilogy with M. Night Shyamalan writing, producing and directing (how cool is that???). A very high chance that it'll be faithful to the original (What do you expect??? A diehard fan directing and the original creators writing as well!!!)

Can't wait for it to hit our shores soon. :D

Anwar arrested???
It's 1998 all over again, obviously.

To Oh-I'm-so-corrupt-Inspector Of General of Police and I-too-am-corrupt-Attorner-General,

Please don't be so childish.

I mean.
Obviously, both of you are in charge of putting anyone in jail.
Please don't adopt you-do-me-so-I-do-you-back method.
Only small children do that.
You should be able to think maturely and not send someone to jail just because that someone reported to the ACA about you.

So,
think about what I said.
If you read it and you're offended,
don't blame me.
It's because you're childish.

FULL STOP

The last few days has been rather crappy.
Add Math projects.
Unfinished Moral Homework.
The usual BM homework (lots of it)
dan lain-lain

Lately I haven't been watching movies.
The politicians biting each others heads off has been more interesting.
Would make a good plot for 24.
Hoping for more action to see.
That is comparable to WWE, that is.

I'm on a political blogging sabbatical so I'll be giving y'all peeps a double dose of Tags.
Here I go!!!!

Eu Vin tagged me.
Would you accept a job twice as good as your current one - twice as much income and twice as fulfilling - given one condition of employment: you can never reveal anything about it to anyone at all?
Why not.

Would you accept twenty-five years of extraordinary happiness if it meant you would die at the end of the period?
That'll mean a mundane life for me? No way.

For a person you loved deeply, would you be willing to move to a distant country knowing there would be very little chance at ever seeing your family again?
Nah.

Would you willingly have one finger removed if it somehow guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?
Which finger??? Just don't chop my thumb and my middle finger.

Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make one final dash into the house to save any one thing. What would it be?
Everything (Counted, right?).

You are given the power to kill people. They would die a natural death and no one would suspect you. How would you use this power?
By doing nothing.

Would you rather be extremely successful professionally, with a fairly ordinary private life - or a very happy private life and only an ordinary professional life?
Happy private life and ordinary pro life.

If you could script the basic plot for your dream tonight, what would the story be?
Me scoring the winning goal(s) for Liverpool against Man Utd./Arsenal/Chelsea/Real Madrid/Barcelona/AC Milan/Juventus/etc. on the very last day of the Premier League, Finals of the Champions League, FA Cup, English League Cup, Toyota World Club Cup.

Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 500 years at any physical age you choose?
Hell no.

In front of you are ten pistols. Only one of them is loaded. For one million dollars, would you pick up one, point it to your head and pull the trigger? You get to keep the money regardless of the outcome.
You think I so stupid ar?

Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?
5 years? No. A lot can be done in 5 years. Besides that, I'm already attractive xD

If you could take a one-month trip to anywhere in the world, and money were not a consideration, where would you go and what would you do?
Beijing. Olympics coming soon.

Would you be willing to murder an innocent person if it meant ending hunger in the world?
I'll just wait for someone else to commit suicide.

Now for the second one.

Esther Lian tagged me.
1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs
and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated
by themselves.

2. Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.
These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the
person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Hurt? Depressed? Anything negative.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Owning a diamond-studded swimming pool.

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
List is endless:
TC Boy (Only Taiping People know who is he)
Baby Rahman (see above)
10 sen (but not so much now since he doesn't regularly bother me)

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Keep it in a fixed deposit, invest in something and hopefully grow a million-fold.

5. What's your ideal lover like?
A Christian, mature, understanding, sweet and definitely loves me alot!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both. Then it's like what the Malay's say. Clap with both hands. Or something like that.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
mhhmm... I guess I'll just wait until I find the right one.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Er.... Never thought about it. I'll wait until she breaks up with that someone. If it takes more than 2-3 years, I might as well look elsewhere. No point wasting time.

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Nothing particular so far.

10. What makes your heart melts?
Romantic, cheesy stuff.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Some hot hunk that looks like those hunks on posters with a smoking hot babe as a girlfriend. xD

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
People existing in my life!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
A good friend of mine. Though we haven't seen each other in 2+ years since YouthQuake. She's very nice to talk to. I'm not sure whether I still owe her a bowl of ice kacang,

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Who knows, I could get both rich and married! Haha.

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Off to school?

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Why not? Unless you want to be single like YYY.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Flip a coin. Nah! That's so rubbish. I doubt it'll happen to me.

18. What song are you listening now?
The Scene And Herd - Relient K (I love their tongue- in-cheek songwriting)

I tag:
1. Chan Leong
2. Amy Ooi
3. Denise
4. Andrew Wong
5. Joel Lee
6. Jonathan Chia

You can do either one or both. Enjoy!

Bless the politicians,
That they will survive and may one of them be the last one standing after biting off each other heads off.

STUPID POLITICIANS

???

Photo of Anwar leaving the Turkish Embassy

I just wonder what's all the fuss of him going to the Turkish Embassy. I mean, He want to go there let him go there lah. Something that's his own problem. You BN people, please don't be so naive and judge before saying something.

Unless they want to check his mattress again.

SCHOOL UNIFORMS TOO SEXY TO WEAR???

FEAR NOT!!!!

THE PERFECT SOLUTION TO RID OF ALL THE SEXINESS!

ENJOY!

IF Y'ALL STILL FIND IT SEXY, Y'ALL GOT NO TASTE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

WE GOT SECOND FOR THE DRAMA COMPETITION!

After what we did, I'm actually very, VERY surprised that we could get second and lose to Convent Taiping by a mark or two??? Very syiok.

Especially since we had last minute practices and were fooling around most of the time. But Convent practiced from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. everyday. And they beat us by a mark or two???

WTH?

Well, it's all over. But seriously, we were good. But we lost to the better school.

*Note: No pictures. Sorry

I've just retired as a prefect. YEAH, BABY!!!!!

THAT MEANS I CAN

• Come later than usual but not extremely late.

• Save my money and not pay fines.

• Make unnecessary excuses.

• Eat in the canteen and laze around.

• Hunt some Form 6 girls (highly unlikely and I doubt that it'll happen)

AND I NOW DON'T HAVE TO

• Stand around like a jakun and tell retarded buggers to not do things they're not suppose to do like acting like retards, playing basketball all the time besides PE, wear a tie, tug in shirt, wear a tie properly, tug in their shirt properly, shut up, stand in line, get into class, reminding them to cut their hair, to shut up. Obviously, their parents did a horrible job in raising these pieces of junk, if I must say.
  

• Pay fines.

• Stand like the Statue of Liberty from the time I come to school till I go to class. And back again during recess.
  

• Bring a nail clipper and get fined for not bringing one. Honestly, can't the Prefectorial Board sponsor prefects with nail clippers with all the hard-earned money from the fines that we prefects pay???
  

• I can stay in my class doing whatever I want to(Yeah, baby!!!)-even though the new prefects will come and shoo me away, like I'll listen to them. Heck, I'll still not obey them and lock the door.
  

• Greet the fat-potato-which-is-fatter-than-any-other-potato-Rahman who I know is not even bothered to listen but look at his fatter-then-chunks-of-fat-stomach.
  

The list is endless but what the heck.


I'M FREE!!!!!!!!

Argh!!!!!!
















My Ipod's jammed. Hanging. Freezing. Whatever.
Bugger

Last week was kinda funny. It all began when I was chatting with Elaine Toon.

eLaInE_t00n says:ok
eLaInE_t00n says:c u
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:see u end of this month
eLaInE_t00n says:kevin soo wedding
... says:u coming to taiping???
... says:for real???
eLaInE_t00n says:taiping?
eLaInE_t00n says:uhhhhhh?
eLaInE_t00n says:ehhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:taiping??
eLaInE_t00n says:errrrrrrrr
... says:i'm from taiping wat
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh
eLaInE_t00n says:i thought i was talking to Low En Wei
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:yorrrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:sorry ah
... says:low enwei passed her driving test eons ago
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:paisehhhhhhhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:paisehhhhhhhhhhhh
eLaInE_t00n says:
eLaInE_t00n says:yerrrrrrrr
... says:were u puzzled why 'enwei' had 'ern wei's' photo earlier on???
eLaInE_t00n says:eh?e
LaInE_t00n says:yea horrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:i didnt look at it
... says:lolx
... says:nvm.
.. says:well
... says:nitez
eLaInE_t00n says:soli soli
eLaInE_t00n says:nites
eLaInE_t00n says:ttys
eLaInE_t00n says:
... says:lolx
eLaInE_t00n says:take care
eLaInE_t00n says:congrats on the pass
eLaInE_t00n says:haha
... says:i better save this conversation and post it on my blog
... says:ahahahahahahaha
eLaInE_t00n says:yerrrrrrrrrrrr
eLaInE_t00n says:dont la
eLaInE_t00n says:paiseh.
... says:see first
eLaInE_t00n says:weiiiiiiiiiiii
... says:okay
... says:nitez

Anyway, I posted it.

In Biology tuition, I learned in Chapter 5 (Inheritance) that....

This is male.

And this is female.















Then Chong Ren had a brilliant idea.
He created a new symbol for *ahem.
People who are broken-wrist.

Self-explanatory.

Randomness from my grandmother's 80th birthday.

Her 80th birthday present (Which consisted of eggs, pork, noodles and a hongbao)

Mahjong session

My brother posing with my cousin, Ruth.

The dog.

Me showing some REAL concentration.

My cousin, Ruth.

FAMILY!!!!!!

A picture from my grandmother's 80th birthday. Will blog about it later. Just posting something so my blog looks updated. teehee

So there I was taking my driver's license test.

Funny. I passed the test nobody usually passes.

So I was like, cool! By the Grace of God, I could pass my test the first time.

A step closer to get my driver's license.

All I had to do was get over the slope. The JPJ dude asked me to do again because the wheels were apparently over the line.

So, I went down and back up again. But................................

He said,"Fail!" Wheels over the line again??? WTH!!!!!!!


There goes my license.