In Biology tuition, I learned in Chapter 5 (Inheritance) that....

This is male.

And this is female.















Then Chong Ren had a brilliant idea.
He created a new symbol for *ahem.
People who are broken-wrist.

Self-explanatory.

Randomness from my grandmother's 80th birthday.

Her 80th birthday present (Which consisted of eggs, pork, noodles and a hongbao)

Mahjong session

My brother posing with my cousin, Ruth.

The dog.

Me showing some REAL concentration.

My cousin, Ruth.

FAMILY!!!!!!

A picture from my grandmother's 80th birthday. Will blog about it later. Just posting something so my blog looks updated. teehee

So there I was taking my driver's license test.

Funny. I passed the test nobody usually passes.

So I was like, cool! By the Grace of God, I could pass my test the first time.

A step closer to get my driver's license.

All I had to do was get over the slope. The JPJ dude asked me to do again because the wheels were apparently over the line.

So, I went down and back up again. But................................

He said,"Fail!" Wheels over the line again??? WTH!!!!!!!


There goes my license.

So, as promised. My post on Perhentian. Went off as early as 6 to catch the 12 noon ferry. Why so early? Long journey. That meant sitting in the car for 5-6 hours. So it was super-long.

Finally got off the car. First time my backside got numb.

So, after the ferry ride, did some stuff here and there and went on this ****** intensive diving course. So dead tired, I went and sleep after dinner.

Where I slept.

So here's how I basically gear up as I go for my dive. Quite a lot of stuff to carry. 4kg worth of weight belts, 13kg aluminium cylinder as an air supply, a gila tight swimsuit.

Gila tight????

Well, yes. The suit was so tight there was barely space to breathe.

You see what I mean........

So this is how I look after I gear up.

(*drum rolls please............)

There.

As I was basically tortured by the diving instructor, my brother was busy doing this......

Well, couldn't be prevented since he's too young to dive (he's 7).


So I did the diving and in the end there was a written multiple test.

A what??????

Anyway, I passed. So now I got license to dive.

My license to drive will be on Monday.


Anyway, a picture my dad took while at the island.

Thought that it'll make a nice arty photo, I took a picture.

Obviously my photography skills suck.

But theres always Photoshop, right?

But what I've done really is like the peribahasa "bagai tikus membaiki labu".

So yeah, I made it look worse.

Though I've just came back from Pulau Perhentian, I'm actually kinda lazy to blog right now.
So I'll post while I wait for the photos to process. Yep, my digital camera failed me. So my dad used film instead.
PS: I took no pictures, only my dad. Why? Tired and Lazy xD
Ern out.

Exams are OVER!!!!!!!!!
Woo hoo!!!!
I'll be away for a few days to Perhentian but I'll try to post about it.
So....
BYE!!!!!!

Just came back from Family Camp.
Speaker was good.
None other than Rev. John Khoo Boo Leong.
Talked on Deepening Spirituality. I guess that's self explainatory.
And...............
NO PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!
Forgot to bring my camera. xD

In the midst of Family Camp, my parents, siblings and I decided, since Taiping has no cinemas, why not watch a movie. Though everyone wanted to watch Prince Caspian, I decided likewise. But what movie to watch???
There was...........

Speed Racer (I loved the cartoons)

Iron Man (I loved the comics)

and Prince Caspian (I loved the book)

Well, in the end I settled for Prince Caspian.

Syok, man. But major changes from the book.

It still maintains the essence of the book but if you're hoping for the movie to be as accurate as the book, forget it.

But it's still worth it.

A 5 out of 5

Yeah, the song 'This is Home' by Switchfoot. OST fot Prince Caspian

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Just broken my blogging sabbatical.
Given my blog a real makeover.
About time, actually.
The old blogskin has been an eyesore lately.
Going on another blogging sabbatical with Biology Paper 3 and Sejarah Paper 2.
Eeeeeek!!!!!!!!
Hopefully I won't screw Sejarah again.
Wish me luck.

-Ern out

Parliamentary Debates are always fun........

A few days ago, as usual, there was the ever present name calling entertaining everyone during the 12th Parliamentary debate.

It all began when...................

Karpal Singh called Kinabatangan MP 'Bigfoot'

Kinabatangan MP: Hey, actually I do look like Bigfoot.

Kinabatangan MP then gets pissed off and calls Karpal Singh a Big Monkey.

Karpal Singh: They messed up with my nose.

So much for The Parliamentary debate.
Can't tell the difference between Bigfoot and Big Monkey?
Well, neither can I.

Exams coming.
On hiatus until further notice.

Since Tiffany kindly did my tag so I'll do her tag. A deal that's fair and square.

Link 2 your tagger and post this rules.
List eight random facts bout yourself.
Tag eight people at the end of your post and list their names.
Let them know tat they have been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.
(Tagged by Tiffany)

1. I never liked Moral. I've failed it twice.

2. The person who tagged me has an uncle that teaches my class Maths.

3. I think that the Nintendo DS is cool.

4. I hate lala's.

5. I didn't know that I have a sense of humour.

6. I have no idea why my cousin in Ipoh is famous.

7. SCREW MORAL!!!!!

8. Friendser SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

I think I've tagged enough people from the last tag.

Reading the papers lately there's been a debate on whether Lee Kah Choon should take posts in InvestPenang.
With Barisan Nasional and Gerakan trying to stop him, he decided to resign.

I mean, WHAT THE %*$#6*, man!!!!

How can you not let him serve people?!?!?!? Isn't what politicians do??????
Shame on you!!!!! Gerakan and Barisan!!!!
You just shed some bad light on your own party!
Shame on you!!!!!

Desperately needing new material for my blog...
A kind dude by the name of Michael Sam has tagged me.
Yipeee!!!!!!!!!!!



1. What have you realised recently?

I still have Accounts homework?????

2. Have you given your first kiss away?

********static*******

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 11 blog buddies you would take with you?

mmmhmmm... Kok Leong. I think that's it. Wait, another 10 more?

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?

Heaven and live there

.5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?

The Fall of Barisan Nasional

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?

Should be. Due to science, this happens

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?

Nothing much. Can't think of any.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?

Put it in fixed deposit and let the interest do the rest!

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

********static********

10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Funny, funny and funny.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?

Someone intelligent, someone who loves God a lot, someone who honours her father and mother. The list goes on.........

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?

People that belong to Barisan Nasional. [say it with a smile!]

13. What is the one thing you cannot live without?

GOD

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?

Of course to be told, not like the kiasu Singaporeans

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?

GOD

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?

Can say.

17. If your house burned down, what is the ONE thing you’d save from your room?

EVERYTHING (that counts, right? One word)

18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?

The bad ones

19. Whats the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?

HARI Kokurikulum in SMK Convent that lasts for 3 DAYS?????
20. [supposely my question] Are you happy you've been tag by me? why?

See above. 'Nuff said.
i tag:
Abishua
Addison
Chia Ching
Ching How
Chong Ren
Elaine Chin
Low Enwei
Esther (both)
Fern (also both)
Jarod
Joel
Jonathan
Kok Leong
Kristy
Lemuel
Rong Tau
I guess that's about it. xD
Ciao....

Just a little bit more!!!!!!!

A little bit more!!!!!!!!!!

Must make that extra push

so I can drive!!!!!

Must drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picture of the Day:

While watching some presentation in school.

My classmate made this video. Enjoy!

After 85 minutes you thought that Arsenal will go through but.........
5 minutes later.....
Liverpool won 4-2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Arsene Wenger, you got served,
down the toiletbowl.










LOL xD
Man, I'm gonna get hate mail from all the Arsenal supporters.

PICTURE OF THE DAY:

*Perasmian 5Sc1 Premier League

*Actually they got busted for playing futsal in the class storeroom

xD

I don't think that it'll appear in the front page of papers unless he's Malay but since he's Chinese, I doubt it. But what the heck!
This is kinda late to blog about it but Lo and Behold!!!!!!!
Everyone posing with Tzuo Han's bike.
Too bad everyone's blocking his bike.
xD

I know it's kinda late saying this and it sucks but.....


LIVERPOOL GOT THRASHED 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!

Javier Mascherano!!!!! What the ********* were you doing??????

What the heck???? I was banking on Liverpool to win.


ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you want first?

The good news or the bad news?

The Bad News: The Sheriff reads the accusation.

The Verdict: Guilty as charge. The Death sentence is pronounced.

The law-enforcers and keepers of the peace draw their mighty weapons of justice from their holsters.

CLICK CLICK CLICK Ten guns are cocked and aimed straight at you.

The Good News: Mercifully, just as the order to fire is about to be given and your criminal life BRUTALLY ENDED, the sheriff enters the room.

He clothes you with a bullet-proof suit.

You now have full body armor and soul protection.

BANG!

The ten guns blaze And the bullets embed themselves in the

Protective suit.

YOU ARE SAVED.

This is the original great-escape. The grand showdown of life VS death.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

*********************************************************************************

we've all felt it.

that growing sense of unease

that someday the things we've done

might catch up to us

and we know that if we've broken one of God's laws,

in a sense we've broken them all, (james 2:10)

because we've put ourselves at odds

with a huge, powerful, just God.

and so we find ourselves being accused

by ten big angry lawsrightly pointing at us and revealing our guilt

while all the while our spirits wonder

is there some way out of here?

is there some way to deal with this paralyzing shame?

is there some way to experience peace in this crazy life?

and that's where someone new steps in.

you've heard his name before: Jesus.

the name may sound familiar to you,

but you will never fully know who he is

until he comes and offers you a new chance at life

and you accept the peace he is offering you

and begin to walk around clothed in something different.

the fear is gone. the unease has long passed.

those anxious wondering thoughts about life after death

can now be put to rest.

your crimes have been forgiven.

Happy Easter.

*Taken from Abishua Tan Yan-Xi's post. Not mine but something that's suitable for Easter.

Been playing a lot of this. Very good. Way easier than Days of Ruin. I give it a 9.5 out of 10.
Got perfect score for the first 11 missions. See whether can get perfect score for the coming missions.

Just came back from TRAC Youth Prayer Conference in YMCA Ipoh. Yeah, no more politics until the imminent future. Uncle Steven talked about the Prayer of Jabez. I was like, "What the... I taught that people weren't recommending the Prayer of Jabez, dismissing it as a prosperity prayer." But I was WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Learned lots. His style of preaching dang 'chim', man. Impossible to sleep. Suddenly he'll shout. Good-lah. Someone that's really anointed by God. God bless him.

One important thing I learned during the conference was that we should look at God's will in a positive manner no matter how it turns out.

-' When Caleb and Joshua went to the promise land they said,"Wah!!! Milk and honey!!!!" But when the others had a look, they said,"Aiyoh!!!! Calories and cholesterol!!!!!" ' -Uncle Steven

-' When all the soldiers saw Goliath, they went,"Aiyoh, so big!!!! Sure die-wan!!!!". But when David saw Goliath, he said,"Wah! So big!!!! Sure cannot miss-wan!!!!!!" ' -Also by Uncle Steven

From these quotes, they say a lot. A LOT.

MIC in shambles with no leader in the wings

Dang funny, man.

-"Saturday’s Tamil Nesan had a massive pullout for birthday boy Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu with back-to-back coverage and full-page live-size photographs of him taken out by all 28 MIC candidates, hailing their chief as the greatest man ever born." -The Star

Too bad . They actually planned a massive celebration for Samy " 'Ye Oppressor of Indians" Vellu, thinking that he'll win. Sadly, he got trashed by Michael "Party Crasher" Jeyakumar. POTONG STIM!!!!!! Especially when it's on his 72nd birthday. Jeyakumar must be having a brilliant time eating up Vellu's cakes to celebrate his victory.The look of Vellu's face seeing Jeyakumar eating up his birthday cakes. Potong stim.

BN tactics all wrong in Kelantan

A headline from malaysiakini.
Since PAS has Kelantan. BN are very much pissed. So, they've gotten Mat Rempits to spread the joy of BN. Well, they have yielded unexpected results. Come daylight, the motor nuisances stop but Kota Bharu is virtually layered over with flags, leaflets and flyers. Full-sized BN flags line some streets the way small pennants do in other parts of the country.

What deperation. BN might as well give up since they got these **************** buggers to do their job.

Another reason why we shouldn't vote for BN.
SEXIST MPs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Carol Chew should be ashamed of herself. Considering that she herself is female and making sexist remarks of another woman, something comparable to how Say Vellu attacks his own kind (the Indians). I'm a guy and I find find it distasteful. Yet, this Carol Chew has the liberty to say something degrading to her fellow gender that she this billboard completely depicts her.

The "Bocor" MP of Kinabatangan might make sexist remarks to ladies like the 'bocored' Parliament building due to narrow-mindedness of the majority of Malays. But Carol Chew is
CHINESE!!!! Let alone being FEMALE!!!!

Shame on you Carol, Shame on you.

Was reading malaysiakini today. The wonders of uncensored news!!!!
Came across this article on malaysiakini. I do agree with what they say and I hope it happens.
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/79176
Let's face it. Chinese voters are going to abandon MCA. Considering the fact that BN never gets anything done except talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk and talk. It's quite sad, you know. MCA begging for money from UMNO by wiping they're a**es so that they can maintain Chinese schools. With their quiet leaders like Ong Ka Ting, I think many of the Chinese are starting to get disillusioned and disgruntled.

Take a look at this segment of the article:
-"Even in the party rank-and-file, many are not satisfied with his reason for maintaining an ‘elegant silence’ over numerous controversies and challenging issues that are deemed to be detrimental to the interests and future of the community."

This says a lot. It's actually disturbing to hear considering that many Chinese are angry by the fact that they are tired of wiping the Malay's a**es by giving in and because of the hegemony of the Umno leadership and Malay supremacy. I wonder how long this will go on.

I've just read malaysiakini today. You should read it. Free to view until Election Day.
DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.malaysiakini.com

5 Reasons Why BN should not win:



1. LEADERSHIP

Pak Lah is good. But the others aren't. Look at Najib and Hishamuddin. Corrupted!!!!! How
about Rajak Baginda???? Also corrupted!!!! I know Pak Lah is what Mahathir isn't. Calm is one thing. But I feel like he's being made the scapegoat for now. Sure, he's saved us millions of ringgit for cancelling unnecessary projects and clamped down on corruption. But if he can't clamped down the corruption in his own Menteri, I don't think that he'll last long. If we vote for the Opposition, we'll get capable leaders like Lim Kit Siang, famous blogger Jeff Ooi and Lim Guan Eng.

-'Let us not forget that BN is home to Samy Vellu, oppressor of the Indians. They also brought us "Close One Eye" MP of Jasin, "Bocor MP of Kinabatangan, Transport Minister Dato' "$4.6 billion" Chan Kong Choy and Information Minister Dato' "Can't make a sentence in English" Zainuddin Maidin' - Timothy Wong

2. CORRUPTION

As said above, this has to be clamped down. People like Lingam who is involved in all this "Looks like me, sounds like me but it's not me" business should be dumped out of the country pronto. C'mon people, vote for BN and you'll get people like Chan Kong Choy. Paid 4.6 billion for a failed, shady project in Port Klang. The list goes on. 'Nuff said.

3. THE ELECTION COMMISION

-"9 000 voters in this upcoming election will be over 100 years of age" - Timothy Wong.

WTF!!!!!! The dead also vote ar????? In Methodist disciplines, age 70+ cannot vote or take up any post. Like they're dead. This one 100 years old also vote. *@#%$*&$#%^$#*!!!!!!

4. EDUCATION

Being educated from the best university in Malaysia and being educated from the best country in the world makes a BIG difference. Seriously, something has to be done with our education system. Pilling us students with at least 10 subjects???? Moral Education??? *Ptui...

5. ECONOMY

-"Intel is shutting down its facility in Cyberjaya and moving its employees from Penang to Kulim. We grew 6% last year which is decent but Vietnam grew 8.2% and Singapore 7.7%. Rising costs have been offset by subsidies but not by increases in salaries. What newspapers never seem to tell us is that Malaysia has the greatest income disparity in the world among rich and poor other than Papua New Guinea. Shocking but true."

- Yet again from Timothy Wong

Now you know why BN shouldn't get 2/3 votes. 'Nuff said

Found this on the papers a few days ago, asking students on politics and the current Government. Quite a lot, in fact, all said they would support BN, giving us the impression that all students support BN.
















MY A**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the number of teenagers in Malaysia. You hear them usually 'kutuking' the Government. Do you see supporting the BN apart from the Malays???? Maybe those on the newspaper article. I must salute them. They will be good a**-wipers for the Malays. Just like MCA and MIC.

When BN tries too hard to get the young voters....

Now you know how original the song is, eh? Stupid BN buggers. Want to compose a song go compose something originalLAH. Faggot!!!!

Nike's gonna sue DAP for copyright infringement . Well, not as bad as BN.

Yeah!!!!!!

The Star has an article Tzuo Han on page 6 of StarTwo.
Read it, ya.
He's from my school.
xD

Altered Frequency is coming to Taiping!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignore the dates and times. It's for their concert in City Harvest. I'll get the times later.

I know it's late to say it but.....

I GOT MY L-LICENSE!!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I still cant drive yet. Not even someone older than me can accompany me. I still need to get a P-License first. That means another 10 hours of driving lessons and tests to see whether I pass or fail. By the grace of God, I will pass. Can't afford to fail again. Like my undang xD.

Another update, peeps.
I can't go for Tzou Han's charity cycle for one simple reason:
MY MUM WON'T LET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I know that its once in a lifetime but what the heck!?!?!?!?!? I can't change it.

Frog dissection is nice!!!!Though I have symphaty for the frog since we accidentally killed it by 'ter'chopping it's heart. Picture above

Cekap, eh?
I partially helped Esther with her Add Maths by showing her the working using Paint and then sent it to her.

It's lame but yeah, here it is...

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?Needless to say he never made it. You know why?These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/ well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close.

Went to KL for Chinese New Year. Pretty awesome. And presenting the my new cousin....




Kenneth Leong (I forgot his chinese name). SOOOOOO Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even Yew Wei was so fascinated with him since he doesn't have a baby brother. He claims that he's jealous.
Found this old picture of a traditional Chinese wedding picture. Was my great, great grandparents (actually I'm not sure). But this is rare, man. Had to get a picture of it. I know it sucks but what the heck.
My fascination with chinese words. No idea why.
According to my grandaunt the third chinese character is my 'Ern' for my name. Pretty cool. Now to find out how the other part of my name looks like.

Went shopping. Finally got my Supercard. Yes!!!!!! Can download Nintendo DS games for free!!!!!! Went out with Jonathan Chia as well at Berjaya Times Square. Visited 'Lala Land' up on the 4th floor. That pretty summed up how my CNY was.

I feel so sad......
I can't believe that I couldn't go for Switchfoot Live In KL.
Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret.
Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret Regret .
Aih......
Hope that they come back really, really, really, really soon.

Yesterday in class something interesting happened in Moral. Here it goes.....

Pn. Kuna (the teacher): Okay class, who can list me some "tokoh-tokoh"(that's important people
                                           that should be remembered for those of you who know no Malay) from
                                           Malaysia?
Class                               :  Lingam!!!! Eusoff Chin!!!!!
Some random guy        :  Chua Soi Lek!!!!!!!
Pn. Kuna                        :  Chua Soi Lek okay what??? At least he admitted that he was in that                                            video.  not like those "idiots" in the Parliament that claim that "that                                            person looks like him, sounds like him, but it's not him". So don't you                                            think that he (Chua Soi Lek) considered as a real hero????
Class                               :  Yes!!!!!! (woot and all the laughter and claps whatsoever)

I wonder whether the Government knows that youths today are so cynical about the Government? Whether youths today are ridiculing and saying degrading remarks about them. When are we youths going to continue to writing flowery things about the Government in our exams. I'm getting tired of all this hypocricy.